Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    6146-B Billy T's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Middle Earth

    Default Hot off the Press, Robert Mugabe dies in Jerusalem......

    Robert Mugabe went to Israel to sort out the problems in the Gaza but arrived too late and found that a ceasefire had commenced. He decided to do some sightseeing instead but while on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and passed away.

    The undertaker told his accompanying entourage: 'You can have him shipped home for US$50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.'

    The Zimbabweans went into a corner and discussed for a minute, then they came back to the undertaker and told him they want Mugabe shipped home.

    The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel to run 10 schools for a year, buy enough medicines to save 25,000 children from cholera, buy enough generators to keep two hospitals supplied with reliable power and they'd never have blackouts again.'

    The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.'

    'We just can't take that chance.'

    Hey, Zimbabweans can dream can't they?


    Billy 8-{)
    Some days it's not even worth chewing through my restraints!

  2. #2
    Photographic enthusiast Misty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Summerset Retirement Village in the North Island

    Default Re: Hot off the Press, Robert Mugabe dies in Jerusalem......

    What a cornucopia of jokes you have Billy T !
    Affinity Photo
    (marvellous) Caution - I am a moderator
    Lightroom 6
    Nik Collection
    AZZ Cardfile
    Intel Core i7 9700K @ 3.60GHz 32 C
    Coffee Lake 14nm Technology

Similar Threads

  1. Sir Robert Jones pissed??
    By Zippity in forum PC World Chat
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 26-07-2008, 08:48 PM
  2. Should Robert Mugabe be assisinated?
    By vitalstatistix in forum PC World Chat
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 01-07-2008, 07:55 PM
  3. anyone going to see mr robert zimmerman?
    By wawape**s in forum PC World Chat
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 14-06-2007, 09:06 AM
  4. OT: Phone just dies..
    By MrBeef in forum PressF1
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-02-2004, 09:02 PM
  5. Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-04-2002, 09:37 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts