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    There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA.

    It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

    Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

    Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

    A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

    Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

    Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

    Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

    There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

    Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

    Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

    Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

    Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

    Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

    Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.


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    Default Re: New Rumors About Obama

    "You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles Austin Beard
    Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

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    Default Re: New Rumors About Obama

    I didn't say that the rumors were true...just that they were rumors.


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    Default Re: New Rumors About Obama

    It is all back to the news media, bloggers, internet sites and where you get your information from. Then of course it is upbringing like your Family, Friends, Schools, Peer group and it goes on with lawmakers and Lawyers.

    If it is in print it must be true. "Yeah right!"

    We all have to believe what we want to believe.
    I happen to believe that my belief should not affect other people too much.

    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

    The other one I like is the Serenity Prayer:-

    God, grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot change;
    the courage to change the things I can;
    and the wisdom to know the difference.

    I think there is room for healthy debate in any household or forum.

    A rumour does not actually mean anything. Even eyewitness accounts for the same event differ an many ways as I know by personal experience.

    And of course some people will not use logic or common sense.

    For example I do not live in the USA so therefore can't change or influence the outcome for the Presidency so therefore I will accept that and this does not keep me awake at night.

    When it comes to the courage to change the things I can try to do this but the lawmakers are so PC that I may finish up in prison for giving a child a smack.

    When I think about the wisdom well I think before I act I guess.

    Just my 2 cents.

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    I like that ^^


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    Default Re: New Rumors About Obama

    Whatever happens, one thing is certain, Barack Obama will, and would have made a better President than gw bush at any time, although that really wouldn't be very hard.

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    Monkey > GW Bush?

    Though to be honest, Monkey = GW Bush
    All the technology and software in the universe is useless when the end user has the IQ of a sack of hammers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beeswax34 View Post
    Monkey > GW Bush

    Monkey = GW Bush
    Both of those statements are true, which means that

    US = Buggered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beeswax34 View Post
    Monkey > GW Bush?

    Though to be honest, Monkey = GW Bush
    Damn right. And a Chimp > Monkey.

    If that county had some decent simian leadership they'd have less wars, more bananas and free booze and ciggies all round.

    I'd head over and run as an independent but the bastards have the same human elitist tendencies as the rest of you.

    Pricks.

    Damn I need a drink.
    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty ape!" (Planet of the Apes, 1968).

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    We tend to prefer the facts.
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