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    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your bathroom. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


    No wonder we men are happier.


    Warum werden wir so früh alt und klug so spät?

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    ...and drama soaps are not the most important things in the world....

    *quietly whistles and quickly walks away.....*
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    Excellent Joe
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    very funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob_on_guitar View Post
    ...and drama soaps are not the most important things in the world....

    *quietly whistles and quickly walks away.....*
    OMG! You should have seen my EX. Wouldn't do ANYTHING on a monday in case she missed Desperate Housewives... Yuck. Needless to say, I upgraded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thebananamonkey View Post
    OMG! You should have seen my EX. Wouldn't do ANYTHING on a monday in case she missed Desperate Housewives... Yuck. Needless to say, I upgraded.
    Yep, good move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thebananamonkey View Post
    OMG! You should have seen my EX. Wouldn't do ANYTHING on a monday in case she missed Desperate Housewives... Yuck. Needless to say, I upgraded.
    Are there actually any men who watch that show??? Other than with the sound off just to lech over Eva Longoria!
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    .........The gold from the alchemy

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    Default Re: Male Pattern Happiness

    To quote a late friend and colleague"
    In answer to the question -
    What would you do if someone made a pass at your wife?
    " I would kick his dog and break his white stick"
    Another one of Franks witticisms was:
    Do you talk to your wife during intercourse?
    "I may do if there is a phone handy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thebananamonkey View Post
    OMG! You should have seen my EX. Wouldn't do ANYTHING on a monday in case she missed Desperate Housewives... Yuck. Needless to say, I upgraded.
    Our place its shortland street and now dirty sexy money.

    Not quite fanatical yet but shes getting there. When those shows come on tv I call it surf time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nofam View Post
    Are there actually any men who watch that show??? Other than with the sound off just to lech over Eva Longoria!
    I do.
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