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    The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

    "What is it, child?"

    The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

    The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."


    Warum werden wir so früh alt und klug so spät?

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    May the Fourth be with you.
    (And vice-versa.)
    Entropy is not what
    it used to be.



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    Quote Originally Posted by R2x1 View Post
    May the Fourth be with you.
    (And vice-versa.)
    Metrognome short a few ticks? You're running two months slow .
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    It's 47.22C right now and we get fireworks over our heads after sunset (20:00) tonight as the local park celebrates the Forth with a Fifth.

    The dog's gonna go nuts and so's the cat....we'll have beer cans and wrappers all over the place and maybe a small fire or two..yipeee! Fun


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    Consider Metrognome suitably ticked off.
    There are more Fourtheth in the heaventh and earth than man alone will know for weeks yet.
    It's 62F here, almost not raining, and I wouldn't swap for your crazy temperatures any time soon.
    Enjoy the fun, but what happens if the "Swamper" goes sideways? (Whatever a "swamper" is, presumably it's not an alligator hunter.)
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    Warum werden wir so früh alt und klug so spät?

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    Warning to dialup users: The above images are huge.
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    I wanted really good resolution....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bletch
    Warning to dialup users: The above images are huge.
    What about BB users with low data caps?

    /me closes tab and moves to next thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyMX View Post
    What about BB users with low data caps?
    What about BB users who don’t get BB speed

    /me closes tab and moves to next thread.

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