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    Talking Light relief before you vote

    These are courtesy of my sister and a bout of insomnia:

    Michael Cullen cuts a fine dash
    With much sharper wit than Don Brash
    But heís been very lax
    Till recounting the tax
    Heís come out in a rash of spare cash

    Winnie P is MP for Tauranga
    But possibly not for much longer
    If he thinks Builder Bob
    ĎS an ephemeral slob
    Heíll find he couldnít be wronger.

    Pita Sharples directs kapa haka
    And has great support from his waka
    He honours the Treaty
    Loves Hoana Waititi
    Letís hope heís not turned to dog tucker

    Rod and Jeanette are the Greens
    They huddle together like teens
    But if lacking the Ďfiveí
    To keep them alive
    Theyíll just be recycled has beens

    Chris Carter is in charge of things green
    Heís out, but seldom is seen
    And Iím sure of one thing
    If Don is made king
    Chris will not be picked as his queen

    Rodney Hyde is never a snob
    And he loves his parliament job
    But if Epsom stays Nat
    That will be that
    A good job heís perked a few bob

    Peter Dunne has a sensible perm
    His hairdo is fair but itís firm
    Heís not too exciting
    Which I take no delight in
    But at least he is liked by the worm


    A wily old codger named Brash
    Decided to do something rash
    In a devil made pact
    He conspired with Act
    And together they squandered our cash

    Our Helen is Labourís tough leader
    Youíd be very unwise not to heed her
    When it comes to a bash
    She makes mincemeat of Brash
    Just a shame sheís a bit of a speeder

    The Greens are a group I hold dear
    Their policies brave and sincere
    But to really go places
    Please get rid of the braces
    Or else youíll be out on your ear

    Winston may well get beaten by Bob
    Whoís inveigled the Tauranga mob
    But heís slick and heís dapper
    And would make a great rapper
    So please, someone give him a job.

    I would never think to besmirch
    The name of the Destiny Church
    Butís a pity their leaders
    Are all pig trough feeders
    And their members are left in the lurch

    A vote for the Heritage lot
    Will put Peter Dunne on the spot
    With Capill inside
    Heíll have to decide:
    To merge with the Christians or not

    The Brethren sent me a note
    Instructing me how I should vote
    Said Labourís obscene
    And God isnít Green
    But a Right vote will strike the right note.

    Enjoy and feel free to pass on.

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    Default Re: Light relief before you vote

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony
    Chris Carter is in charge of things green
    Heís out, but seldom is seen
    And Iím sure of one thing
    If Don is made king
    Chris will not be picked as his queen
    very good!

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    Default Re: Light relief before you vote

    Yep, well done.
    Rehab's for quitters

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