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  1. #1
    Baldy
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    Default o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    My lawnmower has thrown a spastic and my lawns are as high as an elephants eye, so I am thinking maybe what I need is a goat, or several goats (I would pick a sheep ~ but due to the steep terraine of my section it may go AWOL and do an imitation of Shrek The Sheep)

    So, where is the best place to buy/beg - or borrow a goat.

    Failing that, anyone in Dunners got a spare motormower (preferably ride on!)

  2. #2
    godfather
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    Local chapter of the Masonic Lodge?

  3. #3
    Dolby Digital
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    Have you tried Trademe

    There is/was a goat on SH2 between Wellington and Petone where thousands of cars pass each day. Someone stopped one day and painted it blue (poor goat). Sorry that doesn't help your long grass problem. You should get Dial-a-Hubby around for a "quote" (Dial-a-Goat )

  4. #4
    R2x1
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    Have you tried Goagle?

    (But exclude politicians from your search)

  5. #5
    godfather
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

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    There you are. One goat delivered

  6. #6
    R2x1
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    > Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    Car dealers should be able to help - they are good at getting people's goat

  7. #7
    the highlander
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    If your anywhere near any native forest ring doc and ask where the biggest concentration is.
    Take fleet footed youngster and length of rope and give chase. Go for the youngsters they are easily confused and goats are pathetic mothers and leave kids far behind when they panic.
    Cost of said goat ----- minor heart attack while chasing
    The thrill of the chase ----- priceless


  8. #8
    alphazulusixeightniner
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    Baldy ask Billy if you can borrow his services.

  9. #9
    MrBeef
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    I laughed so much when i saw this topic, and i still do ahhaha

    we had a goat that we got from some neighbours who had like mountain terrain and like no grass etc on the hill (well compared to our farm)

    and when it got here it ate our long green grass (kaikuhaa(sp???)) and it died.

    so we gave the goat to the pigs, they loved it.

    haha

  10. #10
    the highlander
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    Default Re: o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat

    Powerful Goat hunter am I, strong in the ways of goat hunting am I.
    But my powers may only be used for good.

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