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    Jester
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    Default THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda ..

    THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    Log On - Make the barbecue hotter
    Log Off - The barbecue is too hot
    Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue
    Download - Get the firewood off the ute
    Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies
    Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once
    Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys
    Window - What you shut when it's cold
    Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
    Byte - What mosquitoes do
    Bit - What mosquitoes did
    Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do
    Chip - A bar snack
    Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

    Modem - What you did to the lawns
    Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
    Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
    Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
    Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
    Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
    Mainframe - What holds the shed up
    Web - What spiders make
    Web Site - The shed or under the verandah
    Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot
    Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
    Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go
    Upgrade - A steep hill
    Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
    Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch

    User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
    Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
    Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
    Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
    Online - When you get the laundry hung out
    Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

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    Jen C
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    Default Re: THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    :^O

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    Megaman
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    lol

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    zminos
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    Default Re: THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    lol... nice!!




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    stu140103
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    Default Re: THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    > lol... nice!!

    :^O hehe good one


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    beetle
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    Default Re: THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    Now this is a goodie Jester.

    i was laughing a little too much and thought it read

    Modem - what you do to the outlaws....... (meaning relations - inlaws) that just made it a little funnier if it can be.....


    ive read it more than once and it still brings tears to the eyes laughing that much.

    do we have any Australians here????

    no offence.....

    beetle

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    agent
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    Default Re: THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

    > do we have any Australians here????

    Technically yes

    I've seen this a few years ago; twas either on a calendar or in an email.

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