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  1. #1
    Jeff
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    Default Anyone seen a better warning that this?

    A warning on HomeScreens website -

    http://www.homescreen.com.au/docs/terms/

    Use HomeScreen safely!

    You use the HomeScreen service at your own risk, whether you do so according to our instructions or your own interpretation of good sense and careful DVD handling. Amongst other things, don't let your kids stick DVDs in the toaster, don't operate a DVD player while driving heavy machinery, and please turn off your DVD player when ascending to, or descending from, cruising altitude.

    A lawyer with a sense of humour?

    Jeff.



  2. #2
    Jester
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    Default Re: Anyone seen a better warning that this?

    "If you're a resident of the United States you have certain inaliable rights handed down to you by your forefathers, including the right to arm bears, the right to one phone call (to an agent), and the right to remain silent, which, in our experience, none of you ever exercises."

    Arm Bears? Do they have gun stores in the forests now over there?

  3. #3
    Odin
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    Default Re: Anyone seen a better warning that this?

    Oh My, now that's how terms and conditions should be written, it was almost a please to read them and quite humorous, while being serious at the same time. Love them

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