# Thread: OT: The laws of...

1. ## OT: The laws of...

The Law of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.
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Bawldrick's Law of Cunning Plans:
Every person has a cunning plan that will not work.
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The Law of Problem Solving:
Inside of every large problem there is a small problem waiting to get out.
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The 90-90 Rule of Scheduling:
The first 90 percent of a task consumes 90 percent of the time; the remaining 10 percent consumes the other 90 percent.
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The Law of Inertia:
Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will eventually get forgotten.
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The Law of Inevitability:
Any time things appear to be getting better, you have overlooked something.
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The Law of Perfection:
There is never time to do anything right, but always time to do it over again.
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The Law of Solutions:
The chief cause of today's problems was yesterday's solutions.
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The Law of Murphy:
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Law of Drunk: Who cares? Just drink it.

The Law of AI:
No matter what condition you ask it to check, real AI knows that you are testing it, and will never give the correct answer.

The other queue always moves faster.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

My favorite:

He who has the gold makes the rules.

2. ## Re: OT: The laws of...

And another

If you play with something for long enough, you will eventually break it.

3. ## Re: OT: The laws of...

A couple of Goodies:

To err is human, to really foul things up you need a computer.

Python's Principle Of TV Morality: There is nothing wrong with sex on TV, as long as you don't fall off.

Jeff.

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