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  1. #1
    johnboy
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    Default OT. Cars

    for those who have'nt seen this yet??

    Subject: FW: Car Lovers

    I met her at the Civic. I'd been Holden up the bar all night and
    as she walked in, I looked her Rover.
    I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. She
    came up to me of her own Accord.
    I said "Audi", she told me she thought I was Galant. I lied to
    her and told her I was an Executive.
    I was just being Calais. She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice
    Mini, but not like that of Hunter.
    Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. I'd drunk a few
    Coronas when I tried to Impreza. She told me not to Porsche it.
    I told her I wanted to Lancer. Turns out she was an Escort, so
    by her standards I wasn't that Ford.
    I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan".
    So I paid.
    I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it.
    I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. Later,
    when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food left in
    the Lada.
    It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom
    because you see,

    I left her with my Legacy - a little Bambina.

  2. #2
    brewer
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    Sounds like you`re a pajero from levin.

  3. #3
    Thomas
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    Is it true,they are changing name from Pajero to Shogun?

  4. #4
    Susan B
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    Nice. :-)

  5. #5
    Holy Cow
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    > Sounds like you`re a pajero from levin.

    LOL, someone else who knows the translation.


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    sam m
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    Sounds like his Triumph was shortlived. He would have been better to have left his Boxters on or even better spent a quiet night on the Porsche.



    sam m

    *I can see a Mainland cheese ad here*

  7. #7
    WalOne
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    You guys beat me to Pajero .... but do you think he found time to fit an Enima in somewhere?

  8. #8
    whiskeytangofoxtrot
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    > You guys beat me to Pajero .... but do you think he
    > found time to fit an Enima in somewhere?

    Emina

    e M i n a

    Emina

  9. #9
    vk_dre
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    thats pretty good.

  10. #10
    hamstar
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    Good ol' westie testie

    > You guys beat me to Pajero .... but do you think he
    > found time to fit an Enima in somewhere?

    Before that he actually said...

    >>I was driving along the motorway the other day and I saw a Toyota Enima... and it's a people mover! No ****!

    LOL

    ;-)

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