What every male needs ...

Red Flag v1.2 [50k] W9x/2k/XP FREE

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{It's that time again} So not all utilities are made with computers and computer functions in mind. How about a program that keeps track of a woman's menstrual cycle? No, you didn't misread me: I said 'track.' Listen, it's all part of being in a relationship, fellas. A program like this is perfect for knowing just why your significant other is laughing one second and crying the next. Of course, I often laugh and cry at the same time, but that's a whole other story. 'Once running, it puts a little flag icon in the system tray (the bit by the clock). When PMT week approaches, it changes from a green flag, to a yellow flag. And when red flag week hits, you guessed it - it goes red.' I suppose you could say that this is for the person who has already downloaded everything the Internet has to offer. Why don't they make one of these things for men, too? I'd like to know when I'm about to be in a weird mood so that I can avoid myself.

Personally i find it easyer to look at the moon, which also runs on a 28 day cycle, something most women are in sync with. I suspect the moon will use less RAM, and is a somewhat more natural way to count if i can't.

Call me low tech, but i do feel there is something realy creepy about a programme that counts 28, just to less us know when she is 'due'

Paradise sends a bill every 28 days