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  1. #1
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    Default We need some jokes

    Being a holiday in Auckland, (I emphasise holiday), my wife decided it is a good time for me to clear out the boxes in the garage ('or else').

    Anyway, believe it or not, I found an old printout of jokes from the mid 80's when I started my computer career.

    There must have been a hundred lines in there but I ROFFLE over a few...

    1. The definition of an upgrade - 'take old bugs out, put new ones in'.

    2. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ... till you can find a rock.

    3. File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N) ... (*hehe good old DOS commands... ahhhh...*)

    4. PARLIMENT.SYS corrupted: Reboot Wellington (Y/N)?

    And the lamest one of all

    5. ASCII stupid questions, get a stupid ANSI.

    sigh... think I'll stop now...

  2. #2
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    Default Re: We need some jokes

    roflmao !

  3. #3
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    Default Re: We need some jokes

    And the student that press F1 thinking the tutor would come and help.


  4. #4
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    Default Re: We need some jokes

    Des, You need to buy a lawn mower.

    (Just part of a another joke)

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