We need some jokes

Being a holiday in Auckland, (I emphasise holiday), my wife decided it is a good time for me to clear out the boxes in the garage ('or else').

Anyway, believe it or not, I found an old printout of jokes from the mid 80's when I started my computer career.

There must have been a hundred lines in there but I ROFFLE over a few...

1. The definition of an upgrade - 'take old bugs out, put new ones in'.

2. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ... till you can find a rock.

3. File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N) ... (*hehe good old DOS commands... ahhhh...*)

4. PARLIMENT.SYS corrupted: Reboot Wellington (Y/N)?

And the lamest one of all

5. ASCII stupid questions, get a stupid ANSI.

sigh... think I'll stop now...

roflmao !

And the student that press F1 thinking the tutor would come and help.

Des, You need to buy a lawn mower.

(Just part of a another joke)