Hard to beat the Winston Churchill - Lady Astor encounters.
There are a number of them but here are a couple from memory.
Lady Astor: Mr Churchill, you are drunk, you are drunk, you are very, very, drunk!
Winston Churchill: Lady Astor, you are ugly, you are ugly, you are very, very ugly!
But I shall be sober in the morning.
One More.
Lady Astor: Mr Churchill, if you were my husband I’d put poison in your tea!
Winston Churchill: Lady Astor, if you were my wife I’d drink it.
Buggers today aren't even funny.

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