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    Default Jokes and funnies for November

    Corgi Ben Kenobi.......Related by Corgi to the Queen

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    Certainly worth a look

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    I would not have called them "Jokes and funnies" but nevertheless I thought them very interesting and very good. Thank you, Ken.
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    Aaah, the posting name was to draw in others who might have some jokes and funnies.

    Ken
    Corgi Ben Kenobi.......Related by Corgi to the Queen

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    Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
    Grandfathers is?

    Well here it is:


    A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning
    available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in
    the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.


    One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay
    in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
    their granddaughter out in the car.


    When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her
    Grandfather was.


    'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'


    'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a
    single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or ****** anywhere today!'


    Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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    Thank you, Smithie. It doesn't matter that we've heard it before - the old ones are the best.
    It is better to wear out than to rust out.
    - Richard Chamberlain, Tour of the Hebrides

    Us husbands are a sorry lot.

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    Boredpanda does have some good ones sometimes.
    Ex-pctek

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    It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to the bar.
    It’s a 30-minute walk from the bar to my house.
    The difference is staggering!

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    Favourite Movie of all Time

    You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:
    1. Pick a number from 1-9.
    2. Multiply that number by 3.
    3. Add 3.
    4. Multiply by 3 again.
    5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

    Movie List:
    1. Gone With the Wind
    2. E.T.
    3. Blazing Saddles
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
    7. Jaws
    8. Grease
    9. The Jacinda Ardern Resignation Speech
    10. Casablanca
    11. Jurassic Park
    12. Shrek
    13. Pirates of the Caribbean
    14. Titanic
    15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
    16. Home Alone
    17. Mrs. Doubtfire


    Now . isn't that amazing?!
    Global Warming is Mann made.

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    Movie 9 - I'd buy a ticket AND popcorn :-)

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