# Thread: Jokes and funnies for November

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Certainly worth a look

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I would not have called them "Jokes and funnies" but nevertheless I thought them very interesting and very good. Thank you, Ken.

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Aaah, the posting name was to draw in others who might have some jokes and funnies.

Ken

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Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers is?

Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning
available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in
the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay
in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter out in the car.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her
Grandfather was.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'

'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a
single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or ****** anywhere today!'

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

6. ## Re: Jokes and funnies for November

Thank you, Smithie. It doesn't matter that we've heard it before - the old ones are the best.

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Boredpanda does have some good ones sometimes.

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It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 30-minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering!

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Favourite Movie of all Time

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Jacinda Ardern Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now …. isn't that amazing?!

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Movie 9 - I'd buy a ticket AND popcorn :-)

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