Got this thread down in the similar threads section and was reading through. Loved the the dry warped sense of humor they had.

Build a wall around Auckland with a bridge leading to Northland, Send out squads of crack attack units cleaning the dirtbags from every town and city....then throw them over the wall into Auckland.Invade the South Island, Blow up parliment, Steal billions of taxpayers dollars and hightail it to Brazil.