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    Very good, Smithie. I like the one about Beethoven the best.
    It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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    I was listening to the radio and the host invited callers to reveal the nicknames they have for their wives.
    The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife "Harvey Norman"
    The host asked why that name

    He replied "No interest for 36 months."

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks ‘What is Politics?’
    Dad says, “Well son, let me try and explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so let’s call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let’s call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People. The nanny, we will call her The Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him The Future. Now, have a think about that and see if it makes sense.
    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to go and check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peers through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
    Hi gives up and goes back to bed.
    The next morning little boys says to his father ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept f politic now’
    The father says, ‘Good, son. Tell me then, in your own words, what you think politics is all about?’
    “Well,” replies the little boy. “the Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while The Government is asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit’

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