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  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2008

    Default Senior's Revenge

    Yesterday my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

    "Like sitting around drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.

    Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She says she is "only thinking of me," and suggested, I go down to the Senior Centre and hang around with some of the blokes there.

    So I did, and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

    She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 75 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled,

    "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"

    The line went dead.

    Life as a Senior isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun....

  2. #2

    Default Re: Senior's Revenge

    An oldie but a goodie.
    It is better to wear out than to rust out.
    - Richard Chamberlain, Tour of the Hebrides

    Us husbands are a sorry lot.

  3. #3
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2021

    Default Re: Senior's Revenge

    Age s not a problem! You can read books; going to the cinema, theaters, museums, to various exhibitions; visiting concerts of your favorite performers; board games; meetings with old acquaintances, friends; traveling the world and so on. But jumping with a parachute? I do not know))


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