How to be put off vegan sausages

[kenj]

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle...ectid=12357336

[Roscoe]

Yes, very good, Ken.

I could never go for vegan sausages - I love my meat too much.

[Agent_24]

Ironically, given that sausages are often made from offcuts, a "real" sausage is much more likely than a vegan one to contain actual penis.

[kenj]

Ironically, given that sausages are often made from offcuts, a "real" sausage is much more likely than a vegan one to contain actual penis.

I should hope so. My sister (vegan) would be upset if their sausages were made of penises.

Ken

[piroska]

The fact it looks like a male part doesn't put me off, the fact it isn't meat does....

[Agent_24]

The fact it looks like a male part doesn't put me off, the fact it isn't meat does....

So what if it's not meat? Unless you're some kind of carnivore which must not eat anything but meat, I bet you already eat lots of things that aren't meat. Most people do.

[piroska]

So what if it's not meat? I bet you already eat lots of things that aren't meat.

Yes I do. They're called vegetables. I pick them mostly.
When I want a sausage I don't want it made out of anything except dead animal parts.

[dugimodo]

It's strange to me that people who don't want to eat meat would go for products that are attempting to look and taste as much like meat as possible. Makes no sense to me.
I guess if you really enjoy meat but feel guilty about it? Humans are not herbivores.

[1101]

Who cares whats in it, its a sausage.
Never the most healthy of foods , junk meat , fat, filler and lots of chemicals .

As long as it tastes yummy , dont care . More tomato sauce fixes many food sins.
Many things are been deemed phallic by those who see a pen***s in everything :-)
carrot, banana, long car bonnet

* warning * this seafood vid is not safe veiwing
https://nowthisnews.com/videos/food/...-are-eaten-raw

[CliveM]

* warning * this seafood vid is not safe veiwing
https://nowthisnews.com/videos/food/...-are-eaten-raw

There is no way I am eating those things