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    See on TV news we all need to have a mask in preparation for a second wave of Covid-19. Get SWMBO to make you one out of one of her old bras! Just make sure you get the left side one so you don't look a right tit!
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    Here in small town NZ nothing is taken seriously, not even the last lockdown really we sort of did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenj View Post
    See on TV news we all need to have a mask in preparation for a second wave of Covid-19. Get SWMBO to make you one out of one of her old bras! Just make sure you get the left side one so you don't look a right tit!
    I've got an old "Box" from my cricketing days which should look quite the part.

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    This whole business is mostly politics rather than health related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliveM View Post
    This whole business is mostly politics rather than health related.
    Your choice

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    There would be no need for masks if only the Commie government would stop infected people flying into the country. New Zealanders overseas should be given say 1 month to fly back or stay where they are till a vaccine is developed.
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    Unfortunately the Clown Princess Crusher would have opened the borders by now and we would be up sh%t creek without a paddle

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    No one laughed at my joke? " look a right tit" Geddit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenj View Post
    No one laughed at my joke? " look a right tit" Geddit?

    Ken
    Yeah I got it or is that tit right away ( play on words if you like )

    Don't worry ken some people don't have a sense of Humor or get punch line jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenj View Post
    No one laughed at my joke? " look a right tit" Geddit?

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    Yes, very good, Ken. I laughed. SWMBO didn't think it was funny.
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