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    The "Walking Eagle" joke was very funny I thought and mine segued on well from that.
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    Hey Z, I think we've been growled at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zqwerty View Post
    The "Walking Eagle" joke was very funny I thought and mine segued on well from that.
    The "Walking Eagle joke" is funny and has been around for many many years, it is probably older than Trump. Yours is a heap of sh*t

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    Wainuiomata....


    Wellingtonian Lori Cowan was a passenger in a car when she looked out the window to the surprising sight.

    She posted a photo of what she'd witnessed to Facebook, with the caption: "Only in Wainui, this is how they tow cars."

    Cowan says there were no straps or ropes around the car to keep it safe, just the bonnet "propping it up". She added that the car was "driving very slow and sticking to the left".


    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/a...ectid=12364887

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    Quote Originally Posted by piroska View Post
    Wainuiomata....


    Wellingtonian Lori Cowan was a passenger in a car when she looked out the window to the surprising sight.

    She posted a photo of what she'd witnessed to Facebook, with the caption: "Only in Wainui, this is how they tow cars."

    Cowan says there were no straps or ropes around the car to keep it safe, just the bonnet "propping it up". She added that the car was "driving very slow and sticking to the left".


    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/a...ectid=12364887

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    Who needs Straps, they are for Wimps, after all it did have a roof Rack

    You should see what happens when someone tries to pass you and the other drivers doesn't want to let you past

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    The Jokes you see on FB sometimes.

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    Don't know about facebook, saw those on https://www.bitsandpieces.us/ ages ago...

    Rather good though....
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    A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
    The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
    “This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your references are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry.... but we can't hire you."
    "But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
    "Really? Great! Show me!"
    So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
    He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
    "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good; but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"
    "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
    "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
    "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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