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    Default Outstanding News

    With all the "Bad News" in circulation, I came across this bit of "Good News", and felt I should share it.

    Made my day.

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    Hmmmmm think that may be taking the piss to a new Level

    ( think about that one )
    Update / Upgrades = Replace old bugs with new ones.

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    One assumes this was derived at by dreaming up a use for the liquid.

    Let's be thankful they didn't think of a use for using the by product from the old phrase "s**t a brick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wainuitech View Post
    Hmmmmm think that may be taking the piss to a new Level

    ( think about that one )
    Now listen up young man, I am not taking the piss anywhere, let alone to the moon.

    If $$$$$$$$$ were to convince me otherwise, you would have to be there to sign for the delivery.

    Frankly, I can see this world shattering event turning to custard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WalOne View Post
    One assumes this was derived at by dreaming up a use for the liquid.

    Let's be thankful they didn't think of a use for using the by product from the old phrase "s**t a brick"

    Ohhhhhh, so you抳e been reading the 揈uropean Space Agency抯 mail Wal.

    What have they planned after that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.M. View Post
    Ohhhhhh, so you’ve been reading the “European Space Agency’s” mail Wal.

    What have they planned after that?
    A new improved "Concorde Galactical" that can take off and land underwater, thereby taking advantage of the cheap land they will build their spaceport on. Fire risk should be reduced too.
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    Urine is recycled as drinking water in space.
    At the moment, in space, its far too valuable to use for concrete .

    Did they say how they plan to get the cement up to the moon ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1101 View Post
    Did they say how they plan to get the cement up to the moon ?
    Wheelbarrow as far as I know.
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    This news:

    A US man who sought legal permission in Iowa to engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife is not insane but merely angry over their child custody arrangement, according to a psychological evaluation.

    David Ostrom, of Paola, Kansas, asked in a January 3 court filing to be allowed to fight his former wife, Bridgette Ostrom, of Harlan, Iowa, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, so that he can "rend their souls" from their bodies.

    The Ostroms have been embroiled in disputes over custody and visitation issues, and property tax payments.

    An Iowa judge responded by temporarily suspending David Ostrom's child visitation and ordering the evaluation. It found he is not troubled, but has "adjustment disorder with mixed emotional features", Ostrom told the Des Moines Register.

    "It essentially says I'm not crazy, I just don't like being denied access to my children," he said.
    Ostrom has asked the court to order psychological evaluations of his ex-wife and her attorney, according to a motion he filed on Friday.

    Ostrom, who is representing himself in court, also filed a second motion on Friday asking for parenting time with his children and that he be reimbursed US$4765 ($7846) in legal fees and US$2200 ($3622) for the psychological evaluation. The motion also seeks US$255,000 ($419,00) for emotional damages.



    LOL, I quite like the idea...........fairer if you stick with the old rules, choose weapons, make select a champion to fight for you......
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.M. View Post
    Wheelbarrow as far as I know.
    That's a bit impractical, Trump will just put a somewhat higher guard tower at one of his security stations on the border wall and just drop supplies off to the moon each time it flies past. It would already have been done except Obama hindered the task force.
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