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    I doubt it.
    Bank tellers don't care how much you withdraw, but you will get charged an over the counter fee, whatever the amount.

    Some people, not always old, have an obsession about cash. Why, beats me.
    My son used to be like that, until he lost a $100 note.

    Now he sticks to eftpos.

    My mum, 88, doesn't withdraw cash either. She thinks it's a risk walking around with it.
    Ex-pctek

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    Jeez piroska... it was an effing joke!

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    Wonder how many people ask for a copy of the the EFTPOS receipt?

    Wonder how many people are asked if they want any cash out?

    Is that scam still floating around, where people behind the counter have added cash to the transaction and flicked the cash to a third person, so they are found to be carrying that cash out.

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