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    Default Lockdown limericks

    I'm surprised nobody has started this here already.
    Here are some to start you off:

    1
    My PC and mouse are my friends
    When I check social media trends
    And Facebook and Twitter
    Will greatly help fritter
    The time until level 4 ends.
    2
    Covid-19 is just nothing but trouble
    As we all sit around in our bubble
    Our patience is fraying
    And we are all praying
    We’ll soon be out of our struggle.
    3
    The lockdown’s a bit of a PITA
    As we all stay at home and just sit a-
    round on our lonesome
    And sinfully binge on
    Ice cream and pancakes and fritters.
    4
    Jacinda’s the queen of the podium
    Master of language and idiom
    But Bridges, the prat
    Is no good at that
    And gets everybody’s opprobrium.
    5
    Lockdown is starting to get to me
    I’m becoming the total epitome
    Of one who’s TV
    Is now watching me
    And I’m descending at speed to insanity.
    6
    I’m sitting alone on the sofa
    And feeling a bit of a loafer
    I’m in self-isolation
    With the rest of the nation
    And can’t find a good rhyme to end with.
    7
    This lockdown’s a bit like a holiday
    I sit around drinking chardonnay
    And I know that its rude
    And should be eschewed
    But Pornhub is only a click away.
    8
    This lockdown’s a bit like a holiday
    I sit around drinking Beaujolais
    And I know that its crude
    And often quite rude
    But YouTube is only a click away.
    We are all but temporary files on the great HDD of life.

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    Default Re: Lockdown limericks

    I'm not an essential worker
    So I guess I'm a bit of a shirker
    But at seventy plus
    I won't make a fuss
    I'll just get around in a burqa.

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    Default Re: Lockdown limericks

    LOL
    I'm not sure what the fact that it was two 70+ year-olds who are doing this tells everybody...
    We are all but temporary files on the great HDD of life.

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    Default Re: Lockdown limericks

    I'm not an essential worker
    So I guess I'm a bit of a shirker
    But at seventy plus
    I won't make a fuss
    I'll just get around in a burqa.

    A story I’ll tell of a chap
    Who thought he the virus could trap
    So with facemask and glove
    He called on his love
    And now his poor girlfriend has clap

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    Default Re: Lockdown limericks

    Nice scansion!
    We are all but temporary files on the great HDD of life.

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    Default Re: Lockdown limericks

    She said that she really must test
    To find if a virus molests
    With a swab up my snoz
    She said it's because
    Elsewhere it would lead to arrest

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    Default Re: Lockdown limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    LOL
    I'm not sure what the fact that it was two 70+ year-olds who are doing this tells everybody...
    I'm not over seventy — I'm only 65 plus GST!

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