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    Default If Donald Trump was the Titanic captain

    1. There is no iceberg
    2. We won't hit the iceberg
    3. We barely touched the iceberg
    4. Nobody could've seen the iceberg
    5. These deaths mean my plan worked
    6. I'm the best captain ever
    7. The iceberg was left by the Obama administration

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    Friendly reminder, these are Donald Trump's statements. Taken from/u/greatest_depression:

    January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”

    February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”

    February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

    February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”

    February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”

    February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”

    February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”

    February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

    February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”

    February 28: “Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus, you know that, right? Coronavirus, they’re politicizing it. We did one of the great jobs. You say, ‘How’s President Trump doing?’ They go, ‘Oh, not good, not good.’ They have no clue. They don’t have any clue. They can’t even count their votes in Iowa.” “They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. They tried anything. They tried it over and over. They’d been doing it since you got in. It’s all turning. They lost. It’s all turning. Think of it. Think of it. And this is their new hoax.”

    March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”

    March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”

    March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”

    March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”

    March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”

    March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”

    March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”

    March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”

    March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”

    March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.”

    March 9: “This blindsided the world.”

    Edit: March 9: "The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the CoronaVirus situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant.”

    March 10: "It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away."

    March 13: National Emergency Declaration

    March 13: “I don't take responsibility at all”

    March 15: "TODAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!"

    March 16: "I give myself a 10 out of 10"

    March 16: “I’ve always known this is a, this is a real, this is a pandemic, I’ve felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic” source

    March 17: "It snuck up on us." source

    March 22: “It is absolutely critical that Americans continue to follow the federal government’s guidelines. So important about social distancing, non-essential travel, and hand-washing.”

    March 23: Democratic concerns have focused on a $500 billion funding program Republicans want to create for loans and loan guarantees, with some Democrats calling it a “slush fund” that lacks any oversight because the Treasury Department would have broad discretion over who receives the money. Asked about this Monday evening, Trump responded, “I’ll be the oversight.” The vote Monday was 49 to 46, well short of the 60-vote threshold needed to advance the legislation for a final debate.

    March 24: “THE CURE CANNOT BE WORSE (by far) THAN THE PROBLEM!”
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    January 22: We have it totally under control. Its one person coming in from China. Its going to be just fine.

    February 2: We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.


    And next: "I never said all that in the first place, it's fake news."
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    Ohhh look out.... our loony right-wingers won't like this.
    FTW

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    N.B. the quotes that I posted have not been made up, they are actually straight out of the Orange Cheetos mouth word for word and arranged into chronological order, the many contradictions are typical from the "leader of the free world".

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    Last edited by zqwerty; 06-04-2020 at 03:30 PM.
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    Default Re: If Donald Trump was the Titanic captain

    All hail the 'Liar in Chief'
    I'd lol but he has cost countless people their lives now with his bungling.
    Bastard.
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    Default Re: If Donald Trump was the Titanic captain

    Quote Originally Posted by KarameaDave View Post
    All hail the 'Liar in Chief'
    I'd lol but he has cost countless people their lives now with his bungling.
    Bastard.
    He has his bad points that's for sure but at least he isn't a commie or a liberal.
    Its amazing how Potatoes give us chips,fries and Vodka.

    Get your s*** together every other vegetable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prefect View Post
    He has his bad points that's for sure but at least he isn't a commie or a liberal.
    Just apparently a murderer and corrupt thug eh?
    Last edited by KarameaDave; 06-04-2020 at 04:04 PM.
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    Default Re: If Donald Trump was the Titanic captain

    Trump = Traitor-Racist-Untruthful-Misogynist-Poltroon

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    Default Re: If Donald Trump was the Titanic captain

    He has his bad points that's for sure but at least he isn't a commie or a liberal.
    Doesn't matter what religion or political view..... The man-child is an idiot!
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