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    Senior Member piroska's Avatar
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    Default Book Order email (Humour)

    Hello (Edited),

    (Your book(s) wanted to write you a personal note - it seemed unusual, but who are we to say no?)

    Holy moly! It's me... it's me! I can't believe it is actually me! You could have picked any of over half a million books but you picked me! I've got to get packed! How is the weather where you live? Will I need a dust jacket? I can't believe I'm leaving Dunfermline, Scotland already!

    I can't wait to meet you! You sound like such a well read person. Although, I have to say, it sure has taken you a while! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how would you like to spend five months sandwiched between Jane Eyre (drama queen) and Fundamentals of Thermodynamics (pyromaniac)? At least Jane was an upgrade from that stupid book on brewing beer. How many times did the ol' brewmaster have one too many and topple off our shelf at 2am?

    But hey, enough about me, I've been asked to brief you on a few things.

    We sent your order to the following address:


    We provide quick shipping service to all our customers. Your order will ship via TNT Post, your book should arrive within 11 - 21 business days. Some shipments may take slightly longer to arrive.

    At this time, we are not able to offer tracking on our TNT Post shipments.

    If you have any questions or concerns, please email my friends in Customer Care at . If you could please include your order number (14662059) that would be very helpful.

    Yours Sincerely,

    The Storm Prophet

    LOL, best shipping confirmation email I ever got

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    Rocket Dog WalOne's Avatar
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    Default Re: Book Order email (Humour)

    Nice one, those guys have a superb sense of humour
    I have very high hopes that seriousness is a reversible condition.

    Dr Lester Levy

    I've studied deeply in the philosophies and religions, but cheerfulness kept breaking through.

    Leonard Cohen

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