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    Quote Originally Posted by R2x1 View Post

    Adam was the only man not to have a mother-in-law -- he lived in paradise.
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    You think?
    He had the worst one, the one with all the silly rules - don't eat THAT fruit and so on, cause you might learn some things if you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by piroska View Post
    You think?
    He had the worst one, the one with all the silly rules - don't eat THAT fruit and so on, cause you might learn some things if you do.
    All the silly rules? Pretty sure there was just the 1... but whatever... its a joke.
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    Thats a good idea,and everybody should be whipped if they disagree.
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    We like to live on the edge.

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    Adam's biggest problem was that he had no babysitters available.
    But at least he didn't have politicians, missionaries, or OSH (and their #@!&% oranges).
    No cyclists either.
    Entropy is not what
    it used to be.



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    Took a few seconds to get that. Very good though.

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    I'm still lost on it, but religion and its nuances has never been my thing.

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    Here's a topical religious joke.
    The police were making routine car stops.
    They stopped a car with two priests in it.
    "We're looking for two child molestors" they said.
    The priests looked at each other and one of them said
    "Okay, we'll do it!!
    So what colour is your Adkaf?
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    If you had to choose between a wonderful wife and a very nice car, which would you choose?







    Petrol or diesel?
    It is better to wear out than to rust out.
    - Richard Chamberlain, Tour of the Hebrides

    Us husbands are a sorry lot.

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    NASCAR was going to hold their first Nissan Leaf Division 500 race last week but called it off when they found out that pit stops would take 8 hours to complete and the race would be 5 days long.


    The electric car has an airbag, but you have to plug it in.

    What's the difference between a golf ball and an electric car?
    You can drive a golf ball at least 200 yards.
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    'Mom, why are wedding dresses white? '

    The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends
    And relatives that your bride is pure.'

    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
    'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
    He is still in intensive care - very slow recovery

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    Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?'


    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

    They charged one and let the other one off.



    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'

    So that was nice.



    A man walked into the Doctors, and the doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'

    The man replied, 'I know, I've been ill'



    A man walked into the doctors, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

    The doctor said, 'well, stay away from those places'.
    Entropy is not what
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