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    Smiling Down On Youse SurferJoe46's Avatar
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    Red face A Husband & Wife Talking Over Breakfast............

    Wife: Do you ever go to a bar?

    Husband: Why, yes I do. Where're you going with this?

    Wife: Do you drink any beer there?

    Husband: Uh huh.

    Wife: How many beers for each visit?

    Husband: Usually about three or so. No, make that just three. Where're you going with this?

    Wife: How much do you pay per beer?

    Husband: They're usually about $5.00 which includes a tip for the bartender or waitress.

    Wife: And how long have you been drinking?

    Husband: About 20 years, I suppose, plus or minus. Where're you going with this?

    Wife: So a beer costs you $5.00, and since you admit to having three beers a day, thath puts your beer spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00, am I close to correct?

    Husband: Uhmmm, yeah - correct - pretty close anyway. Where're you going with this?

    Wife: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, and I'm not accounting for inflation, so-o-o the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00. Is that correct?

    Husband: Ah ummm, yeah I guess --- that's correct, but where're you going with this?

    Wife: Do you know that if you didn’t drink any beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
    compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

    Husband: Do you drink beer?

    Wife: No. Where're you going with this?

    Husband: Where's your airplane?
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    Default Re: A Husband & Wife Talking Over Breakfast............

    Good one Joe

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    Default Re: A Husband & Wife Talking Over Breakfast............

    Quote Originally Posted by SurferJoe46 View Post


    Husband: Where's your airplane?
    Spent it on computer hardware instead.

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    Default Re: A Husband & Wife Talking Over Breakfast............

    Quote Originally Posted by piroska View Post
    Spent it on computer hardware instead.


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