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    The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr…

    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip…

    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford…

    The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan…

    Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
    ~ Jean Rostand…

    Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger…

    We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden…

    Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind..

    If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Jonathan Winters…

    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley…

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn…Click image for larger version. 

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