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    What do you call dangerous precipitation?

    A rain of terror


    What kind of maths do owls like?

    Owlgebra.


    Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    Because he was outstanding in his field.


    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

    There was nothing left but de Brie.


    Our wedding was so beautiful . . .

    Even the cake was in tiers.
    It is better to wear out than to rust out.
    - Richard Chamberlain, Tour of the Hebrides

    Us husbands are a sorry lot.

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    About Time!

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    Global Warming is Mann made.
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    The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

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    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

    “Pop,” goes the weasel.


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    An Eskimo goes to a sexologist and says, “Doctor, my wife is willing to have sex with me only three times a night”.

    “Three times a night”, exclaims the doctor. “That’s fantastic”!

    “Well.” Says the Eskimo. “The night here lasts for six months”.

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