That's telling 'em. . . . . . . So there.

[R2x1]

Now listen you lot, this is a media delivery, so read it carefully :

A council spokesperson said "as far as we're aware there have been no swimming pool drownings in our district recently, and that is something that we would be made aware of."

"The reality is that we've been caught out, and we need to do everything possible to make sure all swimming pools are safe going forward."
Higher risk pools first.
"If someone was due an insectopn they will get a normal if they get one as a direct recult oif the then council will cover the charge.

- Stuff


Putting - Stuff at the end was probably redundant. Most of us would be aware that this was another Stuffed article.
Pools "going forward" would be pretty hard to make safe with such a large unsecured load. Perhaps pools should have a special speed limit?
If I thought I "was due an insectopon" I would certainly be very wary of anybody approaching, "recult oif" or not.

[piroska]

]A council spokesperson said "as far as we're aware there have been no swimming pool drownings in our district recently, and that is something that we would be made aware of."

I wouldn't have thought it possible for a swimming pol to drown anyway.

[gadget777]

good information

[zqwerty]

LOL