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    Default Thursday funny

    A man goes into a supermarket.
    He grabs a trolley and proceeded to shop grabbing a few small grocery items such as milk and bread and some sodas. The place is quite cramped and he finds it hard to manoeuvre.
    He finally gets up to the checkout. The cashier processes the groceries and the bill comes to $194.

    "Pardon!" says the man in a bit of a shock.

    "$194 sir, cash or credit card?"

    "Why is it so high", the man asks

    "Well to start with Sir, you have used our 4 wheel trolley, only 3 wheel trolleys are free. there is a surcharge for the additional wheel."

    "but you only have 4 wheel trolleys!" shouts the man

    "Yes sir but that is the policy. Also we have noticed that you have bought your own shopping bags. Thats an additional fee of $50 Sir. If you had advised us you were going to bring your own bags earlier, it would only be $15."

    "What!"

    The cashier continues "Of course there is also a fee for using a checkout sir!"

    The man was stunned!

    "So that all comes to $194 sir, cash or credit card?"

    "C..C...credit card" the man stuttered.

    "That will be an addition $4 credit card fee Sir." the cashier replied

    "What! then I'll pay cash."

    "Excellent choice Sir, there's an additional $10 convenient fee for cash."


    The man by this stage was getting quite angry.

    "You are trying to scammed me for so much money yet you have such small aisles, there is hardly any room to move!"
    "And you call yourselves a supermarket!" shouted the man.

    "Oh no Sir, we call ourselves an airline!"
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    Smile Re: Thursday funny

    Funny, but so true ...

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    Default Re: Thursday funny

    I will stay clear of that Supermarket.
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