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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Maybe in future these Monday jokes threads can be locked after Billy T has posted
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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Quote Originally Posted by SoniKalien View Post
    Maybe in future these Monday jokes threads can be locked after Billy T has posted
    Thats a good idea,and everybody should be whipped if they disagree.
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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Unless they aren't a white male with a normal name - then of course they can say whatever they like, and we shall be banished from NZ for saying or even thinking anything different.
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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    I have to admit that *I* look forward to Mondays for the Jokes rather than reading posts from those who would post moaning about the content thereof.

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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Oh bugger, I didn't realize I posted that in the Monday laughs thread...
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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Quote Originally Posted by wratterus View Post
    Oh bugger, I didn't realize I posted that in the Monday laughs thread...



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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    True Story.

    Some Kiwi kids went on a school trip to a farm.

    When Johnny got home his Dad asked him what they saw.
    "Sheep, cows, pigs, and ****ers", was the answer.
    "****ers?", said his Dad.
    "Well, the teacher called them effers, but we knew what she meant".

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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Quote Originally Posted by SolMiester View Post
    OMG Billy, you now dare to defend your hypocrisy?!...YOU cant say the jokes YOU publish in an OPEN FORUM are not your opinion, you posted them....It matters not that you don't get paid and its obscene that you do it for FREE. Sorry buddy, but you just lost my respect for being a two faced hypocrite trying to defend yourself because you do it for nowt!
    You really are the limit Solly! I neither need nor give a toss about anybody's respect, let alone that of a supporter of racism and xenophobia. What matters to me is how I feel each night when I put my head on the pillow. If I've done an honest day's work, not cheated anybody and maybe raised a laugh or two, I'll sleep easy, irrespective of your blessing, respect or opinion.

    How you can take a joke thread so seriously I do not know, but never mind, I'll do a countback and invoice you for every joke I've posted over the last who knows how many years. If you pay up, I promise to feel bad about Henry's demise, because it was so long coming, (my feelings, my choice) and you will be excused from reading any more Monday Laughs threads. You wouldn't wish to be a hypocrite and enjoy my obscenity now would you?

    PM me with your address for the invoice and I'll sue the pants off you if you don't pay up. THEN you'll have something to complain about.

    Sheesh, sheesh, and double sheesh! Some people need to get out more.

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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy T View Post
    You really are the limit Solly! I neither need nor give a toss about anybody's respect, let alone that of a supporter of racism and xenophobia. What matters to me is how I feel each night when I put my head on the pillow. If I've done an honest day's work, not cheated anybody and maybe raised a laugh or two, I'll sleep easy, irrespective of your blessing, respect or opinion.

    How you can take a joke thread so seriously I do not know, but never mind, I'll do a countback and invoice you for every joke I've posted over the last who knows how many years. If you pay up, I promise to feel bad about Henry's demise, because it was so long coming, (my feelings, my choice) and you will be excused from reading any more Monday Laughs threads. You wouldn't wish to be a hypocrite and enjoy my obscenity now would you?

    PM me with your address for the invoice and I'll sue the pants off you if you don't pay up. THEN you'll have something to complain about.

    Sheesh, sheesh, and double sheesh! Some people need to get out more.

    Cheers

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    Default Re: Monday Laughs......Harold, Hill-Billies, Baptisms, and Catholic Enterprise.......

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy T View Post
    PM me with your address for the invoice and I'll sue the pants off you if you don't pay up. THEN you'll have something to complain about.
    As far as i know, you cannot sue under New Zealand Law

    Quote Originally Posted by SolMiester View Post
    OMG Billy, you now dare to defend your hypocrisy?!...YOU cant say the jokes YOU publish in an OPEN FORUM are not your opinion, you posted them....It matters not that you don't get paid and its obscene that you do it for FREE.

    Sorry buddy, but you just lost my respect for being a two faced hypocrite trying to defend yourself because you do it for nowt!
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