I suppose bowdlerising has a long tradition. The whole site runs under the PCWorld banner, so adjusting everything to a lower standard over time is assisting in overall corporate uniformity; an essential goal in these difficult times.
Why not let the written word - printed or on-line - get the blandness of a McBurger? We don't welcome variety in Semolina, it should not happen here either.
Perhaps we should insist that all posts come from a fount of Fairfax generated snippets rather like Hallmark cards; users select a post, pay a small fee, and send it on. No risk of spelling mistakes, and Fairfax could append a cheery but reassuring note from Nortons at the foot of each message. Occasional messages from the political party in power and selected real estate agents could raise the tone of the whole site.
Random misspellings have no more place in the modern corporate world than original or intelligent discussion. It is high time we took steps such as this to enforce standards of blandness and absolute uniformity, consultants must be brought in at once. The only variation to be permitted is in the peeling corners and flashing banners in order to keep faith with the advertisers and their shareholders, we also owe this to our children who must be protected from any deviation from the approved path.
May I humbly suggest a suitable acronym for this delightful prospect?
Let Us Correct Assosiation Spelling.
Live the LUCAS way and all your days shall be as night to you.
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