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Well done constable. You're much more astute than we would have guessed.

Chemist Warehouse is exactly the type of place I feel good about avoiding. That's just the way I feel, your mileage may/will vary. It's a triple win, I feel good when I think of the times I will...

The "Suicide Lanes" according to the prophets of doom ;)

While you're busy not doing it again, why not try abstaining again twice so you can get in credit? Be prepared.
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. . . and under the sign on the door that says "Smoko Room" is another sign that says "NO SMOKING"
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They don't make them like that any more.
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Is it about time to pop this old chestnut back in the inferno again ? ? ? :tui:

Or not.

The physics/mechanics are triflingly simple - the clever bit:banana is the artful use of an aviation...

Mould is what grows in the minds of pedants.
Mold is the curable stuff.
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Well, purely as a personal opinion, i prefer boobs women. Boobs men are probably eating the wrong stuff when they could be putting 737's on conveyor belts . . .

He has obviously convinced himself that he's pretty convincing. :)

^That 240 V is terribly unreliable - only a couple of inches 'twixt plug and socket and it goes out on strike.
Probably faulty electricity ;)

I have an older Lexmark Laser printer that does colour and prints both sides, does thousands of pages per toner cartridge. it is big, weighs only a little less than i do and has enough spare...

Around the place there's great grandchildren older than that; it's safe to say they're in daily use but none have even had new batteries yet. . . .

LOL

If you're the one appointing Supreme Court Justices, it is apparently legal to twitter fake notes.....
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Sorry, but when that started it was 4 embroiderers earlier and it was in Ceylon.
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I didn't see a Google car yesterday, and by co-incidence I didn't see it again today.
To be fair, it is entirely possible that the car I didn't see was not the same one that kenj DID see.
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Well,I will finish with them tomorrow. I landed with them after they bought up/out Xnet. (I had gone to Xnet to flee Vodafone's multiple failings. :) )
Surprisingly enough, they had worked fairly...

That's not quite as blatant as the "Music Power" ratings, or all the other drivel eagerly lapped up by the golden ears brigade (Audiophiles.) Long chain oxygen-free copper speaker leads anyone? :)

She's about as foreign as you can get by distance, lives in a weird country, and it ain't her birthday anyway.

I've still got hair on top. It's getting thin, but luckily I don't want fat hair.
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It's roughly as appropriate as Queen's Birthday in NZ, but more useful.
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Hmm. In that contest, MS lead the field, but Win ME was probably their best (worst) performer, with many thousands of apoplexies to its credit. This BTW is being done on a very old laptop with Win...

Not the way the Post Office hierarchy would do it; they would raise the fees and cut the service as fast as they raise the workload and reduce the income of the peasants. It works just fine for the...

When National selected their two finest, and offered Collins & Brownlee, the die was cast
Earlier, Key could see the writing on the wall and jumped, English read the wall notes and jumped, then, a...