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A man goes into a supermarket.
He grabs a trolley and proceeded to shop grabbing a few small grocery items such as milk and bread and some sodas. The place is quite cramped and he finds it hard to...

Got an iPad but no smartphone.
Pay $20 for 1 GB a month on 2 degrees.

The only stupid thing is to do anything with the account I need to send them a text or get a text from them. On an iPAD?
...

People still use hotmail?

Dear Alan Joyce,
You are about to sh*t on every customer you have, those who are trying Qantas for the first time, those that have been loyal to you for years and those who use Qantas on and off...

What erks me is that it seems to be tablets they want with a bias towards Ipads. Whats wrong with netbooks, laptops and even e-readers.

What exactly does the school want.
The ability to reade...

So, no one has a letter yet....
I'm not surprised, the government wont want all that publicity before the elections but I reckon that:
1. None or very few will be receive them before the...

I purchased the app "Azul media Player" for my ipad. No need for conversion, it plays a range of formats.
according to the hype it plays: 3gp, sf, avi, divx, dv, flv, gxf, m2p, m2ts, m2v, m4v,...

And did you?

Well, well, well,
Back in 2009 I bitched about getting a debit card sent to me with out me asking for one.

See here

I wrote them an e-mail and got a reply back that it woul be impossible for...

The case was dropped days ago...

Flowers - yes, weeds - yes, but vegtables...........OMG


Reminds me of a time going through Customs, Got all the way through to the xray machine and then they...

Ask how many hands this went through before the video...
Ask if this has ever happened before to others... If so point out that someone in the "chain of accountability" is ripping the customers off....

For a modern one "Zombieland"

Man steals - cops catch and process
Man has excuse - courts decide
Empathy, forum discussions, and media reporting don't count for a brass razoo......

LOL,
Makes a change from everything being overpriced.

Agreed

And lets not forget The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The Musicman

Get yourself an external thermometer (some nice clocks with them) and stick it on the wall opposite to the heat pump. Then make the room about 21-22 via that thermometer.

The heat pump is too...

Locals exist on a diet of coconuts, fish, bananas, breadfruit and other jungle produce. They keep pigs and some even keep cattle. (Actually beef from cattle raised on Santos, another island in the...

Hi Joe,
I've spent over 4 weeks working in Vanuatu (main island of Efate). Its a great place.
It's a lot bigger than "a day walk round".

It's very much like most Pacific islands where the...

Too true johcar,

The new rule is suppose to reduce intersection crashes by 7%. I suspect thats only because everyone is forced to learn the new rule.
If they were forced to learn the old rule I...

So someone age 55 has already had "a lifetime to contribute back to the country." Why can't they use the same system they've been supporting for the last 38 years!!




What a lot of nonsense. ...

You should declare the goods and list it's value (in US$).
Gift means nothing to customs other than someone is trying to put one over on them.

from Stuff.co.nz
"Currently, goods imported from...

Oh look, there are bullet proof, waterproof phones out there for people who think an $800 phone is cool. But there are also $49 phones for people like me who only want a phone that does calls and...

If you take an infinitly long piece of string and cut it in half what do you get?