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  1. Thread: "Farewell"

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    Re: "Farewell"

    Wainui, I don’t think many understand how Royalty works.

    Here’s a little story going back a number of years, related by a guy I went to school with.

    A good number of years ago now, Prince...
  2. Thread: "Farewell"

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    "Farewell"

    Well it’s no longer news that Prince Philip has passed away just two months short of his 100th birthday, but rumour has it he was anxious to avoid a telegram from the Queen.

    Being a bit of a...
  3. Thread: Today's Joke

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    Re: Today's Joke

    The likely outcome. :rolleyes:

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  4. Thread: Today's Joke

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    Re: Today's Joke

    I don’t care what Mr & Mrs Coffey-Smith do in the privacy of their own home, but what chance the poor child or children being normal? :(
  5. Thread: Today's Joke

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    Re: Today's Joke

    Is that the best you can do Dave? :groan:
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    Re: In the style of "The Plank"

    And another.

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  7. Thread: Challenges

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    Re: Challenges

    Have a talk to Sir John Kirwan.

    He doesn’t come cheap I’m told, but he has all the answers.
  8. Re: Omron Blood Pressure Monitor -- Chemist Warehouse.

    Check that the Cuff size is correct. One size doesn't fit all, (or never used to).

    And when you say you calibrated your old one with the Nurse, how did you do that?
  9. Thread: Today's Joke

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    Re: Today's Joke

    Poor bloody kid, and they’re planning on screwing up another.

    Tamati can’t even work out if he’s Mummy or Daddy.

    Early in the article he is Daddy and later in the article Tim Smith is his...
  10. Thread: Today's Joke

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    Re: Today's Joke

    Doesn't exactly fill one with confidence does it? :eek:
  11. Re: Omron Blood Pressure Monitor -- Chemist Warehouse.

    The Omron Monitors are quite "Touchy" and will throw and Error message if you happen to move whilst it is working, the Artery Marking is not over the Artery, or the Cuff isn't completely plugged in. ...
  12. Thread: Today's Joke

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    Today's Joke

    A must read. :rolleyes:

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    Re: Could Someone.................

    Yeah, sort of speaks for itself doesn't it.

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    And the Woke's play the Race Card yet again.
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    Could Someone.................

    more Diplomatic than myself, explain to Mr Mandeep Bela that he is not under arrest, and can FO back to India any time he likes.

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    Re: One For You Geriatrics

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    One For You Geriatrics

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  17. Re: Bathrooms - why don't they call them what they are: toilets?

    It was a dietary problem problem Roscoe and the engineering division had to deal with it. ;)

    Bloody “Floaters”. :)
  18. Re: Bathrooms - why don't they call them what they are: toilets?

    Yes indeed Roscoe.

    And the Cistern was mounted at Ceiling Height and the Flush Handle was connected by a Chain.

    Hence the saying, “Did you Pull the Chain”. ;)
  19. Re: Happy Easter. Don't forget the reason for the season.

    Well I’ve been thinking.

    There are over 4000 different Religions in the World and if they all give us 4 Days off we’re going to need more days. :confused:
  20. Re: Bathrooms - why don't they call them what they are: toilets?

    You might remember where it was taken? :)

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  21. Re: Bathrooms - why don't they call them what they are: toilets?

    I'm not sure these should be on the same sign. And it was at an Airport, but I just can't recall which one. :D

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  22. Re: Bathrooms - why don't they call them what they are: toilets?

    The Aussies get rid of the guesswork. :D

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  23. Thread: Freeing Evergiven

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    Re: Freeing Evergiven

    No, no, Paul.

    The chap in charge of rations didn’t turn up until a couple of thousand years later. ;)
  24. Thread: Freeing Evergiven

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    Re: Freeing Evergiven

    Yep, been going on for years.

    I’m told that about 4300 years ago a great Stockman and Boat Builder named Noah built a big boat and loaded two of every animal on.

    Unfortunately, the boat fell...
  25. Thread: Freeing Evergiven

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    Re: Freeing Evergiven

    Just thought it would be polite to let you know the the Canal is now somewhat wider in places and I've had to hire every Tug and Suction Dredge available. :D :help:
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