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Most Windows users find the built in Windows Security more than adequate and its free.

It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 30-minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering!

Two cowboys are lost and about to die of starvation. Suddenly they see what appears to be a tree covered in bacon.
“A bacon tree” yells one of the cowboys “We are saved”.
He starts running...

Collingwood or Karamea

Containerised coal traffic from Ohai Southland for Fonterra. Tarp is to keep down dust.

Marriage Counsellor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and after a few moments looking at it, the doctor says to her, “There’s something I need to tell you.”

“Oh my god,” she gasps, “what’s wrong?”

“Nothing’s exactly...

A program that has stuck in my mind from the early 1950's was a Si-Fi adventure series called "Journey to Mars" and its follow up "Lost in space". I think it was a BBC production and was notable for...

I have investigated Malwarebytes further and it appears to have grown into a full blown anti virus program, which at this stage most reviewers rate it so-so. I have decided not to install it but to...

I have just got myself a new laptop and I am in the process of installing new apps while reducing the number I had on my previous computer. I have a lifetime licence to Malwarebytes premium, is it...

Description of cricket as played in England

Two old men in white coats walk slowly on to a large field, each carrying three long sticks and two short ones.

The old man each set their three...

Thank God not all is lost you can still buy champagne by the magnum!

Obviously your culinary tastes do not extend beyond KFC but Al Brown is an extremely well known Chef tv presenter and author. For a brief outline of his CV, see...

From The London Times:

A Well-Planned Retirement

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant...

A priest goes duck hunting with a friend. They are in the duck blind when one flies by. The friend takes a shot and misses.

“God dammit, I missed!”

“Son,” says the priest. “That’s not pleasing...

A brass band was engaged to play in the local park. Their contract said that they could pack up and go home if there was no audience, but if just one person was watching, they would have to play...

Centuries ago, The Poet went to the seashore to be alone with his muse. He got sick, and he could barely get to the door when The Fisherman knocked. They talked for a bit, and The Fisherman asked...

I have used Picturewindow pro 7 successfully for a number of years, including preparing photos for publication. It has recently extensively revised to version 8, which I have yet to try. Can be...

Tissot for everyday, gold Omega for dress, also have antique gold Omega pocket watch.

Good suggestion, but unfortunately the smart electricity meter doesn't work here either and I understand it uses the Vodafone network. We actually have a land line but some people insist ringing us...

As the title suggests I am looking for suggestions for a mid priced phone, preferably Spark, that will operate satisfactorily in a cell phone shadow area, such that I don't have to run up to the...

An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He...

I must have been lucky then still clean after 22 years.

I run 3 email accounts, one for personal mail and only used between trusted friends, which attracts no spam, the second is a semi personal account which I use for hobby purposes, ie clubs,forums etc...

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You...