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I dare say they sold a lot of stock options before mysteriously vanishing. An old tradition for alternative motor vehicle "breakthroughs", particularly "run your car on water".

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I looked in ye dictionary, and it appears you're wrong. Then I looked at Facebook itself, and by george, it speaks for itself. You're exactly right!
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In the sense it's real bad news for victims it's exactly as real as W8#, W10% or W11. In the sense it's real profitable, it is potentially going to be as real as W10 if you're a tech.
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You may think you got off lightly if you don't get the full 7yrs bad luck, but think of it from the mirror's point of view (now obscured). . . .
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A minimum of 3 decimal places for precise believable tomfoolery. Ask any politician that has their eye on your salt.
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I'm 715.025% offended by the clown that impugned my math skills.
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Mostly it is for noise abatement and conservation; whether landing or taking off attempts result in using wheels beyond the end of the runway the resultant noise and paperwork is just not worth it....

^^ Not exactly a compelling example . . . .
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I believe you are entitled to a full refund . . .

Not only real - the most trouble-free Windows install ever.

18 months - no remission or parole in them old days.:lol:

He apparently believes a shovel should not be referred to as a "Hickory handled, steel tipped coal conveyor, manually powered" as that sort of thing is best uttered by diplomats, politicians,...

I do recall as a personal affront when, to pay the previous Government's bills, that curmudgeon Nordmeyer's Black Budget rocketed the price of benzene to 1/-6d a gallon. This happened about three...

Windoze.
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The obviously concerned citizen who posted the warnings was only too keenly aware that some potential copy practitioners would not be wearing orange safety socks, nor gloves or masks, never mind...

I can dig that . . .
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We await the spam, but with no great enthusiasm
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I use the earth for powering gardens & lawns. It (earth) is a damn big thing and no way will it ever be light.
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Try this lot
Don't get suckered into going berserk on Flight Sims, thereby passeth many dubloons and h:m:s. :(

It's not stupid if you do it in your mother-in-law's room. With bare wires across the floor.
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Y2K bug bites

The main glass for sports fans and participants was for many years the 8oz Hotel Pattern. Larger sizes were in vogue occasionally but spillages were excessively traumatic for both spiller and spillee...

If any British machinery doesn't drip oil, top it up immediately - it has run out of oil. Triumph m/cycles especially so - no leak, don't start it.
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That flashing red light is a steady red light made by Lucas.
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If they were lying in the grass, they were probably just old rails that had been put out to pasture?
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