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  1. Thread: It's Murphy's Law

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    Re: It's Murphy's Law

    Murphy was an optimist.

    Mrs Murphy
  2. Thread: Well done USA

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    Re: Well done USA

    No mind to read, Frump uses vacuum energy in lieu of "the little grey cells".
    ;)"
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    Well, that definitely shows you had drunk far too much to walk let alone drive. ;)
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    Joke of the week. Worth trying, unless if it means actually consuming McDonald's plastic food substitute.
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    Re: Help my phone has lost signal

    Wasn't all that good on the mother-in-law's respirator. Fixed the respirator ok, M.I.L. not so much. Maybe the 20 minute pause while off was a bit much?
    ;)
  6. Thread: Good ol Johnny

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    Re: Good ol Johnny

    Accurate, yep.
    But, you must admit it's hardly believable in any sort of story.
    ;)
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    Re: Printer Error after Jam

    Canon assumes everybody outside is just as competent as their (economy rate) techs, so least touched, soonest mended. Rather sad, but we are a bit past the good days where hardware could be easily...
  8. Thread: Whistling Kettle

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    Re: Whistling Kettle

    Esp. when coal fired . . .
    ;)
  9. Thread: Whistling Kettle

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    Re: Whistling Kettle

    Most of the immersion coil jugs/kettles are lamentably slow in a camping or power outage situation. Regardless of efficiency, electric units are not great on battery power - particularly on...
  10. Thread: New Laptop

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    Re: New Laptop

    Is their any option that's worse than Ophizz 365?
  11. Thread: Whistling Kettle

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    Re: Whistling Kettle

    We have one too, very satisfied. It does everything a totally non-auto kettle with optional whistle could be expected to do at a brisk rate. Easy to fill, pours well, boils fast. Strongest thing in...
  12. Thread: Grammar Update

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    Re: Grammar Update

    It's worth a trial . . .
    ;)
  13. Thread: Grammar Update

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    Re: Grammar Update

    The Act party hierarchy could advantageously be brought in for a part in the above tests but with the caveat that brain activity would have to have been detected prior to the decraniation, which...
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    Re: Pike River , $35Million to acheive nothing

    For that $35 x 10^6, they've recovered a robot in not so good condition, spawned acres of reports and put the printing ink suppliers well into the black.
    Fortunately the flying dust and obfuscation...
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    Re: Where do they get these silly ideas from?

    FTFY :banana

    Words made up? I don't think so, we wouldn't have these verbal disagreements if they had . . .
    ;)
  16. Thread: Political Rant

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    Re: Political Rant

    if you're expecting common sense from entrenched civil servants, your reality gland is in urgent need of therapy. Politicians are merely unsecured short-term civil servants.
    How the description...
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    Re: This probably meant something to the reporter

    I used to unwrap 'em outside takeaway joints, but I guess that would leave me overqualified for the sort of political misfits your electorate favours ;)
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    Re: This probably meant something to the reporter

    Newspaper = Not Even Worth S???paper.
    Newspaper = Now Even Worse S...paper.

    Anybody know the actual decode of the "not even good for chips wrapping paper with oily ink" newspaper acronym these...
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    Re: Introduction to myself

    :lol::lol:
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    This probably meant something to the reporter

    Changes to some Hamilton bus routes may indicate someone in the Waikato may have too much Waikato in them.

    Direct from a report in Stuff, I gave up on the 1st sentence, but does the second one...
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    Re: Where does the electricity go?

    The memory in the radio uses power ~ only a little, but always on, battery monitor likewise; any alarm fitted, varies between brands, but surprisingly hungry on cheap alarm systems, clock- just a...
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    Re: Introduction to myself

    Our o's too, not only p's & q's.
    ;)
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    Re: Dell Power Unit Wanted

    First, get a good PSU, then fit it in almost any non-Dell PC and it will be the best "Dell" ever.
    Just two components to swap, Power supply plus the rest. Dell do have some good monitors hidden...
  24. Thread: How does it work?

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    Re: How does it work?

    Maybe, but I prefer Honey to Bumbles. There's already a surplus of bumbles at this QTH
    ;)
  25. Thread: So excited!

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    Re: So excited!

    That's got some zip, you must be able to fly through the Solitaire now ;)
    I was a bit disappointed with my last upgrade, it still struggles to get above twenty mistakes a minute typing speed. DOS...
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