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    Re: sport glasses

    I always take the two pair deal. One pair for normal use and the second pair as prescription sunglasses.

    I have a friend who always gets two identical pairs in case he loses one. It happened...
  2. Thread: Gulp!

    by Blue Druid
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    Re: Gulp!

    I took my Samsung phone for swimming lessons, quite unintentionally but without any ill effects to the phone.

    I had to be treated for shock, horror and quite possibly PTSD after discovering it in...
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    Re: what do we do with 12year old criminals

    That's more like it.
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    Re: what do we do with 12year old criminals

    Take their clothes off them and tie them up in the town square for their contemporaries to point and laugh at them.

    While they are there, bring back the birch and flay the skin off them. If they...
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    Re: Three Waters

    Yes, of course. When the last bureaucrat has been hanged with the entrails of the last politician.
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    Re: Three Waters

    The biggest stuff up was letting the scribbled face one into power. Representative of some of the greediest people on earth.
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    Re: arrest the parents

    And sterilise the kids as well for the same reason. They're probably 'doin' it' anyway.
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    Re: arrest the parents

    Regardless of ethnicity, the whole families should be publicly birched in the town square.

    Then sent to join the other crims on the chain gang digging the Cook Strait tunnel. Let 'em loose after...
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    Re: You Must be Kidding

    Since the moon is almost entirely made of Swiss cheese, it is not necessary to mine it. Just explore the holes and see where they lead. Maybe a good Chardonnay to go with the cheese? Maybe the...
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    Re: Buy EV's they say, save the planet

    Reminiscent of the days when LPG and CNG were touted as the answer to motoring economy.

    As a pensioner, I can't afford an EV and certainly not replace the batteries in one. I might look at an...
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    Re: 20 questions

    I wasn't too bothered about the security question thing. It didn't ask for the name of my first pet or my grandmother's maiden name :)

    But if it asked for the names of my seven starving wives, I...
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    Re: Te Ara Nui o Te Rangihaeata

    You got it in one, Ken:o
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    Re: Te Ara Nui o Te Rangihaeata

    The name chosen does not do this splendid engineering feat justice. I propose that it be called "Ko te huarahi nui i roa rawa te hanga na te pohehe a te kawanatanga." Please forgive my pakeha...
  14. Re: Let's hope that NZ Police will grow some balls..................

    Putin has the right strategy — "disappear" the lot of them.
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    Re: Not swearing when you are swearing

    I have a theory that a lot of people when they swear, have no idea of the actual meaning of the words they are using. My very prim and proper and religious Mum frequently used the word 'bu**er,'...
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    Re: The Crystal Ball

    There was a time when the utterance of such inane jabberings classified the person as mad and saw them tossed in the loony bin until they were cured (or dead.) Now they're classed as 'legitimate...
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    Re: Prefect and his love of potatoes -

    For goodness sake, don't tell the Irish!
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    Re: The Crystal Ball

    Of course Hipkins would find the projections "useful." They allow the government to retain the element of fear in their efforts to control the populace. Frightened people are more likely to be...
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    Re: Speed Limit Ad

    The world will not improve until the last bureaucrat has been hanged with the entrails of the last politician.
    Oops. That's revolutionary talk and we can't have that in Aye-oh-teah-rower.
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    Re: Speed Limit Ad

    And I wonder which bureaucrat thinks the drivers who cause accidents are going to adhere to a lower speed limit? Responsible drivers drive to the conditions and their personal level of skill,...
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    Re: Speed Limit Ad

    And then spend public money making a commercial about it showing absolutely nothing of relevance. Stupid, ill-mannered girls asking questions across a busy road? Give me a break! I wonder which...
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    Re: Who made that one up?

    I could forgive them if there was some genuine Maori language involved. But Misspelling English words and pretending that it is te reo is just tommyrot. A pathetic attempt at political correctness....
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    Re: Driver licence renewal at age 75 -

    Nah. The cops go rural for a spot of R & R and some easy pickings where the only place to pull over is in a drainage ditch. Then they can get you for that, too. [Failure to stop or careless use;...
  24. Thread: Borders

    by Blue Druid
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    Re: Borders

    Oh she has. It's called 3 waters but she doesn't want you to know about that so she will smother you with the Covid blanket and when you emerge, you will be amazed at what went on behind the curtain.
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    Re: Driver licence renewal at age 75 -

    It's a wise man who knows when to quit. Having a SWMBO who can drive is a distinct asset. For those of us who are on our own for whatever reason, it is a case of wondering what else they can take...
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