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Mould is what grows in the minds of pedants.
Mold is the curable stuff.
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Well, purely as a personal opinion, i prefer boobs women. Boobs men are probably eating the wrong stuff when they could be putting 737's on conveyor belts . . .

He has obviously convinced himself that he's pretty convincing. :)

^That 240 V is terribly unreliable - only a couple of inches 'twixt plug and socket and it goes out on strike.
Probably faulty electricity ;)

I have an older Lexmark Laser printer that does colour and prints both sides, does thousands of pages per toner cartridge. it is big, weighs only a little less than i do and has enough spare...

Around the place there's great grandchildren older than that; it's safe to say they're in daily use but none have even had new batteries yet. . . .

LOL

If you're the one appointing Supreme Court Justices, it is apparently legal to twitter fake notes.....
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Sorry, but when that started it was 4 embroiderers earlier and it was in Ceylon.
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I didn't see a Google car yesterday, and by co-incidence I didn't see it again today.
To be fair, it is entirely possible that the car I didn't see was not the same one that kenj DID see.
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Well,I will finish with them tomorrow. I landed with them after they bought up/out Xnet. (I had gone to Xnet to flee Vodafone's multiple failings. :) )
Surprisingly enough, they had worked fairly...

That's not quite as blatant as the "Music Power" ratings, or all the other drivel eagerly lapped up by the golden ears brigade (Audiophiles.) Long chain oxygen-free copper speaker leads anyone? :)

She's about as foreign as you can get by distance, lives in a weird country, and it ain't her birthday anyway.

I've still got hair on top. It's getting thin, but luckily I don't want fat hair.
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It's roughly as appropriate as Queen's Birthday in NZ, but more useful.
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Hmm. In that contest, MS lead the field, but Win ME was probably their best (worst) performer, with many thousands of apoplexies to its credit. This BTW is being done on a very old laptop with Win...

Not the way the Post Office hierarchy would do it; they would raise the fees and cut the service as fast as they raise the workload and reduce the income of the peasants. It works just fine for the...

When National selected their two finest, and offered Collins & Brownlee, the die was cast
Earlier, Key could see the writing on the wall and jumped, English read the wall notes and jumped, then, a...

How long must we wait??

Ah, that's TV.

Who could Join ACT in parliament?
Well, Jack the Ripper could raise the moral tone, and a squirrel could bump the IQ up a bit, so perhaps they should just have at it and grab any old drunk in the...

Delete Win 10, (Like using a "get out of jail free" card. Install an OS, (almost anything except possibly Win M.E. will be an upgrade) then put in programs you have sovereignty over and relax for a...

Sounds like a Trump-ette release.
Unfortunately, it is probably not eligible for the Booker prize, too much fantasy, but if enough people read it the neccesary rose-coloured narrow-view spectacle...

With JC as #1, and GB as #2 it appears that the Barty of the Plues think they should wait a bit before putting up a candidate capable of rising above milk monitor - somewhat like keeping your powder...

Nobody has the right to infect those who have stayed put and done the requisite things to stay infection free.
Prove you are free of infection, pay the fee, or just stay away - pretty simple, but...