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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    How very American Wal

    Ken :)
  2. Thread: Masks

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    Re: Masks

    No one laughed at my joke? " look a right tit" Geddit?

    Ken :)
  3. Thread: Masks

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    Masks

    See on TV news we all need to have a mask in preparation for a second wave of Covid-19. Get SWMBO to make you one out of one of her old bras! Just make sure you get the left side one so you don't...
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    Re: There's a lot of possibilities here . . .

    Do you think that Labour would be smart enough to figure that out?

    Ken ;)
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    Re: There's a lot of possibilities here . . .

    I also was thinking along those lines, as I feel that even if Labour have a majority and could govern alone, they would include the crazy whacko Greens and give them political clout.

    Not my thing...
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    Re: Stuff streaker article- story photo is golden

    You women don't understand. We only admire all you girls for your brain!

    That's right isn't it guys? ;)

    Ken ,:)
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    Re: Stuff streaker article- story photo is golden

    Looks like her. They should have her on the payroll :)

    Ken
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    Re: Stuff streaker article- story photo is golden

    Probably put a smile on my face as well! She would have to run slow for me to catch her though...... probably more walk speed :)

    Ken
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    Re: Desktop screenshots

    You only need multi screens when there is a long train?

    Ken :)
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    Re: Grr...expenses again

    As you know, I am an Aucklander (actually a Westie) so I can look at things from both sides so here are my thoughts.

    Gosh you seem to put Hawke's Bay down a lot. Different down here to what it is...
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    Re: I am sick of . . . . .

    Oi there 1101. I know a Ken who is a really nice guy and not at all politically correct!

    Ken :)
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    Re: I am sick of . . . . .

    Thanks Zippity...

    Ken :) :)
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    Covid-19 in Australia reminds me of The Spice Girls!

    Everyone is trying hard except Victoria!

    Ken :)
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    Re: I am sick of . . . . .

    ...... waiting for it

    Ken :)
  15. Thread: Car Crash Drama

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    Re: Car Crash Drama

    Aren't you glad you live in Napier :):)

    Ken
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    Re: Charging expats for quarantine

    Saw this on Neighbourly!

    Ken
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    An Open Letter To Returning Kiwis:

    You ARE special. You were born...
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    Re: Desktop screenshots

    Is that your mate (you mentioned in another thread) who occasionally let's you sit on the couch?

    Ken :)
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    “Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the newspaper.


    Ms. Sally Mulligan of Papakura, Auckland, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most New Zealanders are not willing to do.

    She...
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    Re: Printers, laser or not

    Gosh, that's really interesting.

    Ken :)
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    Re: Who wears the pants in your household?

    You weak blokes. I am the boss in our house. I always insist on making the decisions. Even though my decision is to go along with whatever SWMBO says!

    Ken :) :)
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    Desktop screenshots

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    My latest screen.... what's yours?

    Ken :banana:banana
  22. Thread: NZME shambles

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    NZME shambles

    I have tried to change my newspaper subscription with the "Hawkes Bay Today", our local rag now owned by NZME.

    What a performance. I rang at 9am this morning and after going through all the...
  23. Re: Well that didn't last long Nationals up the creek with no Leader

    US of A get the best, or worst president that money can buy. They really sucked the hind tit on this big baby!

    Ken
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    Re: Charging expats for quarantine

    Interesting how some folks reasoning goes......https://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article.aspx?id=315507

    Ken :rolleyes::rolleyes:
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    Re: Charging expats for quarantine

    My daughter has lived in Australia for some 20 years now. Had high paying jobs, a marriage, a disastrous divorce and has not a lot of money now. For her to come home to live I certainly wouldn't...
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