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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night. Turns out it was just Saturday night fever.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot...

Hi guys

Thanks for your replies - much appreciated. Some good advice there

dugimodo your comment ."A cheap TV sitting next to an expensive one looking terrible by comparison is sometimes not...

Hi folks.

Thinking of replacing my old Tv and am considering buying a 55in Oled Tv.
Question, are they worth the extra money and any brand better than the other??

Your comments would be...

Thanks for your comments Zippity. I think I will give it a miss and remain with good ole reliable Sky

Hi Guys

What Zippity and I are referring to is a Vodafone TV unit which simply plugs into your TV giving you access to your favourite apps and free-to-air channels all in one place. One doesnt...

Hi Zippity

I was nearly going to purchase one as I have two neighbours who are using Vodafone TV and they think it is marvellous. So would be very interested to know the reason behind your...

Apparently what was once a distinctly US pastime has evolved into a worldwide phenomenon worth millions of dollars. Over time it spread far beyond its initial borders, seeping all the way down into...

Black Friday originated in America and its meaning refers to the day after the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday, which has also traditionally been a holiday itself for many employees. It is typically a day...

Apart from a shower about an hour ago we have had no rain in Carterton today. Dam cold though. The wife put the washing out this morning and it it got half dry, However the weather report shows we...

R.I.P Helen.

Another great singer from our era gone Ken

Smithie

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
A room, everyone calls him...

[QUOTE=kenj;1298967]C'mon.... It's a little bit of fun.

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Totally agree Ken

Thats a good idea. Yep one is Pop3 and the main computer is Imap. Thanks 1101

Thanks Wainui.

I will wait and see if that fixes the problem

Hi Wainui

Thanks for your reply. Yes I have a laptop with the same email account and it is set to POP.

I have checked and both this computer and the lap top are set to NOT Auto Archive
...

Hi folks

Recently I have noticed that my Outlook 2013 removes emails older than two weeks. I have searched Google but cannot find a solution.

I wonder if any of you guys using Outlook 2013 have...

Treating Coronavirus in Australia!

I heard that a patient in Melbourne was diagnosed as suffering from Coronavirus today.

He was told that he would be immediately placed in an isolation room...

Yes please Wainui:clap

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

(Actual writings from hospital charts)

1 . The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood...

Wainui - I agree:)

Thanks Wainui and B.M. for your comments. I did not see them on page 1 before I replied, Both your pics are excellent:clap

Thanks CliveM and Ken for your support. Its like the old saying - you can please some of the people some of the time , you cannot please all the people all the time. If I get any good ones in future...

You are right R2x1 they were not meant to be taken seriously. The heading says it all - Mondays jokes.

No doubt some people will enjoy them Piroska even if you dont. However seeing you think they are not up to standard, I wont contribute to Monday laughs in future

Ponderisms

Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke? Go ahead and try it.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes
....