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    Re: Fire Engine or Fire Truck?

    I was a fireman in Auckland (mainly at Avondale fire station in Blockhouse Bay Rd) from late 1959 to mid 1963) ... We called them Pumps. At a fire if you needed help you got on the radio to Pitt St...
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    Re: Fire Engine or Fire Truck?

    Possibly because the pre schoolers all learn the "Fire Truck" song at Early Childhood centres. It is in the same vein as "The wheels on the bus go round round round"

    After 11 years of driving the...
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    Re: Our cats love a box

    Sort of like this?

    https://youtu.be/NKjqTGkGhUU

    Ken :)
  4. Thread: Auckland motel?

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    Re: Auckland motel?

    In the late 60's just before we moved back to Napier, I was a driver/salesman for General Foods, based at Mt Wellington (Tip Top factory) We used to leave the depot at around 7.15 am and get on the...
  5. Thread: Todays Joke

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    Re: Todays Joke

    You are generalizing. Not all car drivers are idiots, not all cyclists are idiots. I used to be a cyclist and a professional and private driver. It does not work out the way you say.

    Ken ;)
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    Something of interest...

    .... to discuss

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/opinion-analysis/300196607/is-it-time-to-sell-our-seat-on-five-eyes?cid=app-android

    Ken
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    Re: I'm a boobs man, myself

    +1

    Ken
  8. Thread: Two faced

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    Re: Two faced

    You could give yourself a honorific...... Such as, Sir Cumcision.

    How does that sound BM?

    Ken :) :)
  9. Thread: Two faced

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    Re: Two faced

    I don't agree with abolishing the honours list. They need to use more thought when allocating them though!

    Ken
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    Re: Do you wait up to bring in the New Year?

    You forgot the line.... " Lucky I was awake and practicing my Bagpipes"

    Ken
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    Re: Do you wait up to bring in the New Year?

    I don't go to sleep then. I listen to music to midnight usually. I just happen to be beggared by then. I don't sleep well and cannot roll over in bed, so I sleep on my left side then get up when pain...
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    Re: I'm a boobs man, myself

    Roscoe, behave yourself! We have lady members as well!

    Ken
  13. Re: Here's a way to have a New Years party with a difference

    Good one Wal, SWMBO says they dance better than I do. :)

    Ken
  14. Thread: Two faced

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    Two faced

    Is this a joke or what?

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/300191876/waikato-professor-pou-temara-accepts-knighthood-despite-challenging-monarch-rules-throughout-his-career

    Ken

    P.S....
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    Re: Do you wait up to bring in the New Year?

    You're a bit of a nightlark, I am off to bed at 8.30, up at around 5.30am though.

    Tonight won't be any different. :)

    Ken
  16. Thread: We should be rich

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    Re: We should be rich

    I'll go halves with you Roscoe :) :)

    Ken
  17. Re: It pays to be in good with the cook on Christmas Day

    Sounds great Roscoe, same down here. The perks on Christmas day are many and varied.

    Ken :)
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    Some E & T jokes for Christmas

    https://eandt.theiet.org/content/articles/2020/12/light-engineering-jokes-for-christmas/

    Merry Christmas all..

    Ken :)
  19. Re: We sold our printer - it became too expensive

    Good price! Did you get any good offers on SWMBO with it as a bundled deal with the old printer?

    Ken :) :) :)
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    Re: What have you owned for 20yrs and still using?

    Didn't know Bogans wore underwear. Far to cool for them!

    Ken :lol::lol:
  21. Thread: Summer Solstice

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    Re: Summer Solstice

    I noticed a chill in the air this morning. Winter is on its way.

    Ken :)
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    Re: I need fibre in my diet!

    Yay, just in time for Christmas :)

    Ken
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    Re: Burning head from anxiety?

    Or....... "If a man speaks and there are no women around to hear what he says, is he still wrong"

    Ken
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    Re: What have you owned for 20yrs and still using?

    SWMBO says she has had me for nearly 3 of those 20s. Said she doesn't know whether the raffle ticket she won me with, was worth the 6d she paid.

    Ken ;)
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    Re: What have you owned for 20yrs and still using?

    Stainless steel insulated coffee mug that my daughter have me in 2003. 18 years ago in January. I drink at least 6+ cups of coffee a day. A lot of days 7 cups. That's a tad under 40,000 buckets of...
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