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F. I. L. said when he was driving steam goods trains on that line, at the right time of the year, he used to stop the train and him, the fireman and guard would pick mushrooms from the farmers...

I heard on Steam Radio yesterday that someone in the South Island has named a racehorse, "Smiles Like Jacinda"

Ken

You were probably driven by my Father in Law. He drove them for some years prior to his retirement. He started as a boy at Cross Creek (Featherston) 1920?

Ken

MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM:
“YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID,
“I...

I wrote a letter of complaint to NZ On Air telling them how disappointed I was that they didn't use sign language in their radio broadcasts during Sign Language Week!

As of now, I haven't heard...

Fusion has always been 30 years away. They are getting closer, but cannot yet get more energy output than what they have to input.

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For the life of me, I can't figure out how my parents used to entertain themselves in the days before TV was commonplace?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't have a clue either!
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Ha ha... wonder how one of my Corgis from recent times would have done in the chase? :) :)

Ken

Oops, the fog has returned :)

Ken

Anyone else watching. Terrible conditions to start with. Fog, rain and pitch dark. Hasn't improved except for the fog. Some beautiful cars racing!

Ken :)

I am about to get a refill from my perpetual brewing coffee perc. That's all I need these days, in large doses!

Ken :)

I'm sure he is having us on :) The laws of physics apply exactly the same everywhere in the Universe. Except, maybe inside a black hole because I don't think anyone knows what goes on in there.
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Sorry WT, not possible.

This kind of machine is impossible, as it would violate either the first or second law of thermodynamics or both.

The ISS needs to boost height at fairly regular...

Aah, perpetual motion? Have you cracked it? :)

Ken

Being electric, they would need a very long lead?

Ken :)

We buy toilet paper at the local supermarket

Ken

Gee, had to read that twice... Thought for a minute you were referring to that COTFSM God, Macaroni?

Ken :)

(COTFSM = Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster)

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Ken ;)

https://youtu.be/QbVzdmfmWCo

Lovely:)

Ken

A teacher gave her class of 11 year old’s an assignment:

To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their...

Now look at this video from Toyota about solid state batteries.

https://youtu.be/PR5ilYz0C_I

Ken

Spam.... Reported!

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You'll be right, duct tape holds the world together :)

Ken

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Ken

I have one if you want. That's the early version. Will P.M. you.

Ken