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  1. Thread: Black Friday

    by R2x1
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    Re: Black Friday

    She's about as foreign as you can get by distance, lives in a weird country, and it ain't her birthday anyway.
  2. Thread: Why is it so?

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    Re: Why is it so?

    I've still got hair on top. It's getting thin, but luckily I don't want fat hair.
    ;)
  3. Thread: Black Friday

    by R2x1
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    Re: Black Friday

    It's roughly as appropriate as Queen's Birthday in NZ, but more useful.
    ;)
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    Re: Window 10 2009 Out now

    Hmm. In that contest, MS lead the field, but Win ME was probably their best (worst) performer, with many thousands of apoplexies to its credit. This BTW is being done on a very old laptop with Win...
  5. Re: To hell with the workers, as long as the boss makes plenty

    Not the way the Post Office hierarchy would do it; they would raise the fees and cut the service as fast as they raise the workload and reduce the income of the peasants. It works just fine for the...
  6. Thread: Election

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    Re: Election

    When National selected their two finest, and offered Collins & Brownlee, the die was cast
    Earlier, Key could see the writing on the wall and jumped, English read the wall notes and jumped, then, a...
  7. Thread: Building

    by R2x1
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    Re: Building

    How long must we wait??
  8. Re: You Tube: They must have a very big hard drive

    Ah, that's TV.
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    There's a lot of possibilities here . . .

    Who could Join ACT in parliament?
    Well, Jack the Ripper could raise the moral tone, and a squirrel could bump the IQ up a bit, so perhaps they should just have at it and grab any old drunk in the...
  10. Thread: Outlook

    by R2x1
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    Re: Outlook

    Delete Win 10, (Like using a "get out of jail free" card. Install an OS, (almost anything except possibly Win M.E. will be an upgrade) then put in programs you have sovereignty over and relax for a...
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    Re: Another Interesting Read

    Sounds like a Trump-ette release.
    Unfortunately, it is probably not eligible for the Booker prize, too much fantasy, but if enough people read it the neccesary rose-coloured narrow-view spectacle...
  12. Re: Well that didn't last long Nationals up the creek with no Leader

    With JC as #1, and GB as #2 it appears that the Barty of the Plues think they should wait a bit before putting up a candidate capable of rising above milk monitor - somewhat like keeping your powder...
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    Re: Charging expats for quarantine

    Nobody has the right to infect those who have stayed put and done the requisite things to stay infection free.
    Prove you are free of infection, pay the fee, or just stay away - pretty simple, but...
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    Beware of Mondays . . . .
  15. Re: Well that didn't last long Nationals up the creek with no Leader

    Covid 19 isn't as vicious as the Foot 'n Mouth plague sweeping the National Party . Initial symptoms are raucous hysteria at an illusionary elevation, followed by an empty feeling as the elevation is...
  16. Re: Well that didn't last long Nationals up the creek with no Leader

    Muller might be a bit of a dork, but he's the best the Nats could find, and arguably far better than they deserved. There's going to be wigs on the green, steam on the windows, and possibly blood on...
  17. Thread: Where is Speedy.

    by R2x1
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    Re: Where is Speedy.

    Good question.
  18. Thread: It's Murphy's Law

    by R2x1
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    Re: It's Murphy's Law

    Murphy was an optimist.

    Mrs Murphy
  19. Thread: Well done USA

    by R2x1
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    Re: Well done USA

    No mind to read, Frump uses vacuum energy in lieu of "the little grey cells".
    ;)"
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    Well, that definitely shows you had drunk far too much to walk let alone drive. ;)
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    Re: C'mon..... Joke time

    Joke of the week. Worth trying, unless if it means actually consuming McDonald's plastic food substitute.
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    Re: Help my phone has lost signal

    Wasn't all that good on the mother-in-law's respirator. Fixed the respirator ok, M.I.L. not so much. Maybe the 20 minute pause while off was a bit much?
    ;)
  23. Thread: Good ol Johnny

    by R2x1
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    Re: Good ol Johnny

    Accurate, yep.
    But, you must admit it's hardly believable in any sort of story.
    ;)
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    Re: Printer Error after Jam

    Canon assumes everybody outside is just as competent as their (economy rate) techs, so least touched, soonest mended. Rather sad, but we are a bit past the good days where hardware could be easily...
  25. Thread: Whistling Kettle

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    Re: Whistling Kettle

    Esp. when coal fired . . .
    ;)
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