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  1. Re: Monday Laughs 2018 ... Justin Trousersnake, stable genii, and cicumcision

    Moses dragged the Jews through the desert for forty years to bring us to the one place in the Middle East where there was no oil.
    Golda Meir
  2. Re: Monday Laughs 2018 ... Justin Trousersnake, stable genii, and cicumcision

    The reason why most buildings have lobbies is because of the influence of the lobby lobby.


    Employees who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

    I’m a recovering...
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    Re: Truckstops - is their fuel cheaper?

    Truckstop fuel is defnitely cheaper, but if the truck owner catches you syphoning it may not appear such a bargain.
    ;)
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    The lead instigator of Win10% just died. Laughed himself to death.
  5. Re: Monday Laughs 2018 ... Justin Trousersnake, stable genii, and cicumcision

    Guides were the earliest form of mass transport. Like Taxidrivers with certain accents, they frequently optimised the travel to ensure a good income by maximising the two chargeable variables, time...
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    Re: It's not happened again

    Just goes to show this is a most unusual year.
    ;)
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    Re: Golliwogs are harmless

    Re: Golliwogs are harmless.

    But would you want your daughter to marry one?
    ;)
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    Expect the cost of Bitcoins to go up . . .
    ;)
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    At the circus, if things go horribly wrong, they bring in the clowns.
    From Circus MS following W 10, they brought in Trump.
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    Cherry-pick?
    But, for W 10 users, it is an inevitable outcome of a lemon-pick is it not?
    ;)
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    Re: Appliance power usage?

    Snow Watt and the seven amps ;)
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    Re: Where do you go for breaks or time off ...

    Ouch. Forced into pausing (even briefly) in cafe / restaurant / bars sounds like purgatory with the good bits taken out. It's almost like shopping without the hope of an early parole.
    If that's...
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    Re: Wiring independent sensor to spotlight

    . . . and expensive.
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    Re: Appliance power usage?

    Only if the fan and the lamp are on for equal times . . .
  15. Re: Monday laughs ... Fairytales of New York, a Dubai genii, and Nurse Nancy

    Just for the cat fans.

    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.

    "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a...
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    Just a note of caution on W10%, it is actually only mock s*** as you will discover if you try throwing it on the garden as compost. Since it is made only of fake smoke and virtual mirrors, there is...
  17. Re: Monday laughs ... Fairytales of New York, a Dubai genii, and Nurse Nancy

    To err is human, but to really screw up you need a computer.

    I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

    Studying. Notice how they put 'dying' at the end of the...
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    Win 10% has to be massive, there's a devil of a lot of lipstick on that pig and lots more to come.
  19. Re: Monday laughs ... Fairytales of New York, a Dubai genii, and a dyslexic Nurse Nan

    If a project is going wrong, always blame one of your colleagues — but not an intelligent one.

    I never drink coffee at work. It keeps me awake.

    I once had a job in a pet cemetery. I didn't do...
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    Re: Wheels protruding outside body work?

    Speeding tickets are dealt with by a 286 computer using DOS.
    Roadworthiness queries are handled by a system using W10.
    Speeding tickets are a straight line process, and handled briskly.
    The other...
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    Re: Win10 Is a nmassive piece of s***

    FTFY ;)
    The EULA, the commercials (and the glowing reports from those who profit hourly from this pOS) should be printed on recycled bog rolls for true compatibility.
    W10% is only an upgrade if you...
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    Re: Bruce Brown Passed Away......

    PE or surf . . . . . Tough Choice

    :tui:
  23. Re: Monday Laughs ... UK humour, a token blonde joke, and farts

    If you need to get your Xmas Cards sent in a hurry, or you just want to mass-mail Post-It-Notes, this mob of Vikings may have just the trick - - -
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    Re: AliExpress

    Could be its traveling via Singapore Post, there is usually a week or more of nothing while the poor old fella on stage 1 of the journey walks from China to Singapore, the long way, carrying your...
  25. Re: Monday Laughs ... UK humour, a token blonde joke, and farts

    A blonde was shopping at Walmart and came across a shiny stainless Thermos(R). She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the checkout to ask what it was.
    The checkout...
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