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SurferJoe46
09-07-2008, 04:31 PM
In a reprise of Dirty Harry and his famed .44 cal AutoMag revolver, this is..er...a kinda funny twist.....


POTTER VALLEY, Calif. -- A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.

Sheriff's officials say the 43-year-old woman pulled out her Smith & Wesson .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor of her house trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley.

But she accidentally dropped the gun after cocking it, which went off as it struck the floor.

The bullet went through the woman's kneecap, bounced off the keys sitting on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer and grazed the man's groin before ending up in his coin pocket.

Authorities did not release the shooting victims' names.

The mice escaped the shooting unharmed and were last seen wandering around dazed and deaf. :eek:

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Thebananamonkey
09-07-2008, 04:56 PM
grazed the man's groin before ending up in his coin pocket.

Is that what you guys call them over there?

roddy_boy
09-07-2008, 05:02 PM
You post a lot of irrelevant, uninteresting American news SurferJoe46.

Thebananamonkey
09-07-2008, 05:12 PM
You post a lot of irrelevant, uninteresting American news SurferJoe46.

He's the best thing about this site.

He's probably my favourite user... I think I should point out here that I'm straight.

wratterus
09-07-2008, 06:01 PM
Hey, that's a bit harsh!

SurferJoe46
09-07-2008, 06:02 PM
Hey, that's a bit harsh!

What part?

The "straight" or the "favorite"?

Thebananamonkey
09-07-2008, 06:04 PM
What part?

The "straight" or the "favorite"?

Watch that spelling mister! Don't you know where you're posting?

SurferJoe46
09-07-2008, 06:11 PM
Watch that spelling mister! Don't you know where you're posting?

Yeah..but my Spell-checker barfs when I try it in NZ-speak.

qazwsxokmijn
09-07-2008, 06:51 PM
You post a lot of irrelevant, uninteresting American news SurferJoe46.
You post a lot of moronic, the least interesting posts Roddy Boy.

beeswax34
09-07-2008, 06:57 PM
You post a lot of irrelevant, uninteresting American news SurferJoe46.

You just post. And therein lies the problem.

Don't listen to him SJ, keep posting and alliterating :thumbs: :D

R2x1
09-07-2008, 07:50 PM
You just post. And therein lies the problem.

Don't listen to him SJ, keep posting and alliterating :thumbs: :D

We have too many alliterates already !

WMG and R...B.. are a different kettle of ..ates altogether.